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Elements of Desire
- Hijinks Harem, Book 3
- Narrated by: Bridie Lawrence
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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Summary
WARNING: This is the final book in a sexy, steamy, over-the-top paranormal romance, reverse harem series! It includes detailed sex scenes (and lots of them) and terrible plumbing puns and is best enjoyed with a glass of wine and a sense of humor.
Seven dysfunctional, supernatural spouses.
One jealous, psychotic childhood friend.
A match...made in deception?
My name is Arizona Smoke, and I’m the fated soul mate to six elemental dragons. Or, at least I thought I was. We even got married - big white dress, custom suits for my beaus, crazy mother-in-law - but now there’s this girl who claims that she is their rightful soul mate.
At first, I hated the hunky assholes who’d dropped into my life unannounced, flipped my world upside down, and dragged me into supernatural society kicking and screaming. But now? I’m starting to fall for them, all six of them. I mean, I’d taken the plunge and walked the aisle for these guys, hadn’t I? But this girl - Gemma - she wants my guys to be hers.
Fate must hate me, because I’ve got more than just relationship drama to deal with: My biological parents still want me dead, the kidnapped spirit elementals are still missing, and I’m pretty sure my best friend is trying to kill me. As if that wasn’t enough, someone’s raided my inherited wine cellar, and all the booze has gone missing!
I'm Ari Smoke, blushing (hah) bride, nymphomaniac, and royally pissed off.
Being married to six elemental studs is nice...but wondering if I get to keep them, not so much.
Elements of Desire is a full-length comedic paranormal, reverse harem romance. This means our leading lady has six male love interests and doesn't have to choose between them. This book is full of steamy sex, ridiculous plumbing puns, and heaps of action, intrigue, and...well, more puns. This is book 3 of 3 - the final book in the series!
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- LizzieD
- 21-02-21
Fabulousness In Writing
This series is just so funny - the authors break the fourth wall and poke fun at themselves, the banter between characters is on point, and the protagonist is absolutely hilarious. The character arcs are interesting and the bedroom scenes are different and hot. The authors get away from all the tired cliches and inject some reality into the sex, which makes a really refreshing change. I don’t think any woman in reality refers to her sexual organs as “my core” or “the apex of my thighs” all the time in her inner monologue - and thankfully these two authors agree so we get some scenes using real language for once! 5 stars all round for this trilogy and well worth a read (or listen). Also the narrator is ace and nails the Australian/British/American accent blend for the main character, and the Irish and Southern accents of two of the other characters certainly sound good enough to my untrained ear.
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- Sydney
- 03-04-19
Perfect end to the funniest, sexiest series!
I genuinely had to put this book down several times because I was laughing too hard to carry on reading. The whole story, while having its serious moments, is incredibly hilarious. The puns are out of control!
"It's our plan that we can penetrate the back door while they're all asleep, then slip through the halls with smooth, lubricated precision. Once the targets have been obtained, we will withdraw and disappear into the night. Sound good?"
I died. And I loved it.
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- Ms RD
- 28-06-24
Yesss
I was put through the wringer with this series, it had me sobbing, belly laughing, had to cool off due to the spice levels…. It was super fun to listen to, just brilliant!
Don’t wait…. Just listen and enjoy
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