Coffin Dodgers
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Coffin Dodgers
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Narrated by:
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Kyle James Higgins
About this listen
In the year 2030, a dying scientist released a volatile pathogen into the atmosphere. It granted the elderly a plethora of augmented abilities, near-immortality, and an insatiable bloodlust for the generations that have wronged them.
The war between the Greys and the Resistance has now been raging for over 200 years.
The Resistance are all but defeated. Their survival depends on the success of one man’s mission—infiltrate the Grey’s sanctum and retrieve the antivirus. Raised in solitary confinement on a strict diet of cigars and alcohol, Wilhelm Baggotry has successfully prematurely aged his body to that of a 90-year-old.
Will it be enough to fool the Greys and gain their trust? Or will the Resistance be destroyed, and youth become a thing of the past? Coffin Dodgers is a bizarre tale of love, loss, and depravity that is guaranteed to leave you with an irrational aversion to butterscotch.
©2021 Matthew A. Clarke (P)2023 Matthew A. ClarkeListeners also enjoyed...
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This story is absolutely crazy but the world building is done so well that it could almost be credible!
In the near future an old man creates a virus that was meant to give immortality and although it manages to do that, the virus only enhances the life and abilities of old people. This starts a war between the young and old generations that had been going on for 200 years when the book starts.
The Resistance is finally ready to release their weapon to stop the war with the Greys once and for all but it doesn't go to plan and the amount of crazyness happens that it's difficult to describe!
This book made me cringe, laugh maniacally, cringe a bit more, ponder about life and surprised me more than once! There were some parts that I felt were a bit too long and could have done with a bit more speed but it didn't affect my enjoyment that much.
The author did a brilliant job at creating a bizzarre tale that might end up being true at some point in human history! In addition there are so many twists to make your head spin several times!
And I can confirm I will never look at butterscotch the same ever again!
Thanks to the author for the audiobook and this is my honest review.
A bizarre tale with an amazing world building!
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What i learned here: there's gross 🤢 and then there's GROSS 😵💫. I've been testing myself in all areas of horror to see what sticks, and i admit i do enjoy sporting a face like I'm sucking on unripe lemon slices. Disgust works for me. Limbs flying everywhere, guts in the dirt, eating slugs etc - no problem. I'll shudder and goosebump in secret delight.
And then there's Matt Clarke's writing... All I'm saying is that I'm drawing the line under kinky 80yo grannies from here on. That's disturbing on so many more levels that i just... Never again 😅
Go challenge yourself. See if I'm right 🙈
boak 😅
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