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By: Sam Avery
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'I always wanted kids - but then again, I always wanted a loft conversion. Both are pretty easy to put off, as they're very expensive and tend to wreck your house.'

Stand-up comedian Sam Avery (aka the Learner Parent) started his award-winning blog when his twin boys were born. A million nappies and Peppa Pig episodes and a lot less sleep later, he shares all the lows, highs and hilarious in-betweens of his experiences of first-time parenthood in this, his highly anticipated first book.

Sam's honest, messy and laugh-out-loud account of trying for a baby (which transpired to be babies) and figuring out what to do with them once they arrived - right up to the toddler years of talking, walking and tantruming - will have you crying with laughter between your own nappy changes and nursery runs.

©2017 Sam Avery (P)2017 Orion Publishing Group Fatherhood Motherhood Parenting & Families Relationships Sexual & Reproductive Health Comedy Funny Witty

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known this guy for a long time and I have a new found respect for him as this is an excellent book.

superb

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Through the fears, despair and frustration, Sam radiates the love for his wonderful family. Keep learning Sam, and keep sharing the love ❤️

Real life parenting

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if anyone should read one book this year it’s this!
Sam is witty and his narrative of parenting is hilarious.
The twins point of view is equally as funny and possibly very accurate.
As a mum of six from 14 to 2 it’s relatable.
Well done sam books fantastic please write another one 🤗

A must!!!

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really funny. easy listening. all too true! his secret diary of a 2 year old posts every week on Facebook have me invariably howling with laughter, so did this book. would recommend to new or soon to be mummies and daddies with a sense of humour. can't wait for the next one! (hopefully there'll be a next one!!).

one of the funniest dad/mum bloggers out there

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Very raw and truthful parenting, absolutely hilarious, laughed out loud a few times, brilliantly written and read.

very raw and hilarious

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Hot on the heels of Man vs. Baby, this is another excellent addition to the growing library of blog-based books by funny dads. Can't wait for volume 2.

You can't have too many funny dad books

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had me laughing my head off I found dealing with one baby was enough for me I take my hat off to parents with twins

must read even if your not a parent

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I loved listening to this book. I have followed Sam on Facebook for a while and when I saw he had a book out I decided it was definitely worth a read. There are lots of laugh out loud moments in this book. Great read. Very enjoyable and totally relatable

Laugh out loud funny

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