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Farty Pants

By: C. Jordan
Narrated by: Amy Weaver
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Do you have a Farty Pants in your house? A toddler that find farting/tooting hilarious? Then, Farty Pants is the book for you!

Ethan loves his mom and dad very much. He loves them so much that he likes to give them gifts each and every day. Sometimes Ethan paints them pictures. Sometimes Ethan gives them cool rocks or good pointy sticks from outside. Sometimes he gives them a kiss on the cheek. But most of the time he gives them his favorite gift, a "special gift"… and that gift… is to fart on them!

Ethan thinks farts are the best, funniest things ever… so he is a bit confused why other people don’t like it when he farts on them. Farts can be funny… but other people don’t always feel the same way. Will Ethan be farting on people forever? Will his mom and dad manage to stop him? Who else will fall victim to one of Ethan’s "special gifts"?

This is a book to teach little ones all about the appropriateness of farting. It also teaches them that you should never do something to others that you wouldn’t want done to yourself.

©2022 C. Jordan (P)2022 C. Jordan
Humorous Fiction Funny Witty
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