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  • Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words

  • By: Tara Sivec, Andi Arndt
  • Narrated by: Andi Arndt
  • Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (338 ratings)

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Heidi's Guide to Four Letter Words

By: Tara Sivec, Andi Arndt
Narrated by: Andi Arndt
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Summary

Cowritten by USA Today best-selling author Tara Sivec and award-winning narrator Andi Arndt, a hysterically funny, heartfelt romance - created specifically for the audio format!

Nothing good ever comes from drinking a box of wine alone. So when I decided to entertain my drunken self by setting up some hand-me-down podcasting equipment and reading the steamy parts from romance novels, I never thought anyone would actually listen. The fact that I admitted my huge crush on my sexy next door neighbor made the whole thing even more mortifying. But sometimes life surprises you, and that’s how my podcast, Heidi’s Discount Erotica, was born.

Now I, Heidi Larsen, a sweet former kindergarten teacher in Waconia, Minnesota, lead a scandalous double life reading erotic novels to the listening world. And with each episode, I find myself embracing my new alter ego more and more. Now I’m starting to feel more comfortable in my own skin and do things I never would have dreamed of - like kissing my neighbor.

Look out, Waconia, because Heidi’s on the loose! She’s in your ears, in your hearts, and down your pants...wait, that didn’t sound as good as it did in my head. Well, you get the picture, don’tcha know!

©2019 Tara Sivec & Andi Arndt (P)2019 Audible Originals, LLC.
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  • Categories: Romance

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I loved this book

I absolutely loved this book. If you want something to cheer you up. Open your mind right up & start listening.
It was a really easy listening with lots of laugh out loud moments.
I would definitely recommend it.

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One of the funniest books I've read!

Absolutely love all the different caracters.
Laughed out loud many times.
Well read, as always, by Andy Arndt.
Very entertaining!

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Some funny moments, some cringe

Some funny moments but love interest was one dimension and some events were unbelievable. Wasn’t keen on the narrator’s voice for the love interest.

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Interesting and some funny moments

Great narration and an excellent book to listen to. Has alot of funny and embarrassing moments.

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Hilarious and Empowering!!!

Absolutely fantastic book that will have you laughing out loud so much you'll be crying. Also love seeing how Heidi really comes out of her shell along the way.
Andi did an amazing job with the narration as always!!!

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Funny worth a listen

Great story about a young girl called Heidi learning to become confident... using her very own 'erotic' podcast to help gain confidence with sexualised language and to help her gain confidence to talk to men. Funny in parts enjoyable listen.

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Hilarious and wholesome

Absolutely loved it. Haven’t ever laughed or cringed so hard as I did listening to this!

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Love love Loves every minute

Best book I've listened to for a long time. So funny I was crying with laughter.

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Not my normal genre but I actually enjoyed

For something light and fun, this is a good pick. The story is well narrated, flows easily and is a fun listen

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Fun and slSilly

This was one of those fun and silly books that doesn't take itself way too seriously and keeps it fun. The story doesn't get confusing and you can always understand the story.

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