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How I Stole the Princess’s White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: The Complete Works

By: AJ Sherwood
Narrated by: Kirk Griffin
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What's a white knight to do when his princess is causing utter havoc leading in mass murder? Go to the famous Black Sorcerer of Grimslock for help, apparently.

What's a black sorcerer to do when the white knight comes to him for help? Keep him, naturally.

Devan does not approve of this payment plan. Tan does.

(This compilation includes a bonus short story. It is utter crack. Please do not look for any plot or serious element. You won't find it.)

What's Devan to do for his coronation? Hide.

What's Tan to do? Get a new crown.

Everything goes about as poorly as expected.

Themes: Black sorcerer, white knight, evil princess, oh my! This whole story is crack, technically an enemies-to-lovers tale, with light angst, mostly as an excuse for cuddles; sharing a bed, who hurt you is basically a marriage proposal; being adopted by a black sorcerer is like being adopted by a cat, you get no say in the matter; Tan is a walking disaster; Devan needs a hug, and Tan volunteers himself as tribute; I'm not saying baby adventurers are stupid, but if you put a candle next to their ears their eyes will shine; rule one when dealing with black sorcerers, don't piss them off; rule two is don't touch their knight; just a little killing; Serenity has successfully pissed Devan off for the last time; magical shenanigans shall now commence!

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fun listen

This is a fun listen, totally ridiculous in the best way.. Just go with the story and enjoy

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very odd accents

really enjoyed the story but narrator had some weird accents. there were some odd chapter intros too. not the best performance of an audio book I've heard.

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Good fun

escapism at its finest, a good fun read, really likable characters and a light touch of steam. what more do you need

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Amazing and entertaining

Always get excited when reading or listening to something from this author. Story was so amusing. Loved the performance from this narrator. Have listened to this Audible on many occasions

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Re-released and so much better

When originally released, the narrator’s accent alternated between Irish and American and the audio levels were all over the place. It also sounded a bit robotic. This has now been resolved, the newer version available by just downloading again. The entire narration is now consistent and the voice of the narrator easy to listen to. There is the occasional overlap of voices still, the beginning of one chapter is repeated (due to this being a compiled work in which one book ended and the next repeated the ending before continuing the story), and the accents can be a bit weird, but nothing too bad and it does help differentiate the characters from one another. The story itself is fantastic. It’s incredible to think it’s as long as it is, as it holds your attention throughout and is perfectly paced. Would happily listen to again.

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Excellent story awful narration

As expected from AJ Sherwood, another excellent story full of shenanigans.
The narration was robotic for much of it and the voices for each secondary character were terrible and very bizarre. Even Tan’s voice wasn’t good. Pity I can’t give zero.
The worst narration I’ve heard. Stuck with it because the author is a favourite.
I will not be listening to this again.

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Enjoyable Story

A well written story with and interesting  concept.  The characters are likeable and the narration is very good.

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Good fun

I loved this book, it was easy to listen too and made me laugh. it was low angst and the characters were great. I hope the author does give us another book soon. The narrator was also good.

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Terribly written but hilarious

Book is full of humour and sarcasm. I found it funny and entertaining but it's about as well written as a 12yr old writing fanfiction for the first time. I say this with experience too lol

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Couldn’t put it down

Witty and very well written, an absolute amazing read.
it just got better page by page x

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