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"I Hate Your Time Machine"

A Fiction-Fueled Guide to Some of the Worst Tropes of Fantasy & Science Fiction

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"I Hate Your Time Machine"

By: Jeff Mach
Narrated by: Christopher Harbour
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Take a space-pirate, inspired by a long-ago Dark Lord. Take a long period of quarantine within the tiny confines of a stolen starship.

Now, take 42 busted, broken, or overbearing tropes of fantasy and science fiction. One by one, the Dark Lord twists each into a strange shape and uses it to tell a new story - many of them disgracefully funny, some rather dark, and none of them suitable for vulnerable minds such as yours. So you should stay away from this book - far, far away - lest the words break the confines of their bibliographic prison and come forth to vent their endless rage and their even more endless snark.

Jeff Mach, author of the best-selling There and Never, Ever Back Again, brings tight, interesting, usually satirical, often quite twisted stories, to light a fire in your belly like whiskey, and light a whiskey on fire, like an idiot who brought the wrong tools to a pub brawl.

©2020 Jeff Mach (P)2021 Jeff Mach, Dark Lord
Literature & Fiction Satire Fiction Comedy Witty Funny

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