
Jesus Was a Time Traveler
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Narrated by:
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Christopher Boucher
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By:
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D.J. Gelner
About this listen
An action-packed dinosaur hunt...wave after wave of bloodthirsty Nazis desperately trying to mow down our heroes...and yes, an appearance by Jesus Himself.
All in a couple days' work for Dr. Phineas Templeton.
A quirky English chap with a taste for fine scotch, Dr. Templeton builds a time machine at the behest of his mysterious benefactor. His mission? To meet Jesus Christ Himself, and garner all of the fame, recognition, and accolades that writing an epic time travelogue would bring.
Unfortunately for Finny, Jesus is actually a fellow time traveler, a hippie named Trent from Colorado in the future. While Trent explains that the past is fixed and immutable (“What happened, like, happened, man...”), Dr. Templeton realizes that he's made a horrible oversight in his calculations, and can't return to his own time period.
The only way home is to follow a list of cryptic instructions his benefactor has hidden on the time machine, which sends him on a madcap, at times hilarious voyage from watching his hero, Sir Isaac Newton, be berated by a high school physics teacher, to hunting dinosaurs, to rescuing two colorful American soldiers and fighting Nazis hellbent on his destruction.
A novel that's been called equal parts The Da Vinci Code and Back to the Future, Jesus Was a Time Traveler combines quirky humor, thought-provoking concepts, intriguing clues, and a finicky universe that would like nothing more than to keep things as they are.
©2012 Dennis John Gelner II (P)2019 Dennis John Gelner IIThis did not disappoint and my only complaint is that I have to wait for the next book to complete the journey, which I will purchase on release.
The time traveller in the title is only a small part of the story, and there are plenty of other TT's with some interesting takes on famous characters, reading it made me want to drink whiskey.
I may go back and read this again ;)
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This is amazing
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Pretty Enjoyable overall
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The story itself could have done with a good editor - Gelner seems to be one of those writers who will never use a sentence if he can stretch it to a paragraph, so I just found myself thinking "OK, let's move on". He also takes an age working up to the "big reveal", which is a bit pointless as it's there in the blurb: Jesus is a time-travelling hippy.
The most irritating audio book I've ever had
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