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Limp Dicks & Saggy Tits

By: Tracie Podger
Narrated by: Kitty Kelly
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What to do when your husband runs off and leaves you single, when being single is not your thing?

Lizzie has decided that single life does not suit her. From castles in Scotland to barns in Kent, via apartments in London, she embarks on a journey of self-discovery as a single woman with all the humorous pitfalls along the way.

Naked artists, extreme earth lovers, taxidermy, and blow-up dolls are just some of the encounters Lizzie has to endure in her effort to get her life back on track.

With the dashing Scot Ronan by her side, will she ever be able to do that? Or will his mountain of baggage just pile alongside hers creating an impenetrable wall between them?

A humorous journey of self-discovery and single life as a 50-year-old.

©2019 Tracie Podger (P)2020 Tracie Podger Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy Scotland Witty Funny Feel-Good

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Loved it light and fun just what's needed in lockdown. Easy voice to listen to.

Fun

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OMG I love this audiobook. It’s funny and the story is touching and romantic and any book that causes Alexa to bleep out the name makes me laugh. I loved this story it felt so real about woman of a certain age and the lovely changes to our bodies we get from that let alone having to find love and having sex again in your later years it just made me laugh and cry and I couldn’t keep a straight face every time there was a mention of Hoohah lol

Laugh out loud funny

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I've been listening to this audible during lockdown and it has definitely made me smile. The humour is on point, and exactly summarises my thoughts and feelings on getting back into dating, after years out of the scene! The cat scenario is hilarious. My teens face when she walked in on the narrator saying "limp dicks and saggy tits" was priceless.

I loved listening to a British narrator, however would have preferred a lady in her 50's, as was Lizxie.

Hilarious

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This is a great unique story of a woman of a certain age who throws herself into a situation. It’s a journey that’ll take you from Kent all the way to the Scottish highlands. It’s very funny at times and it’ll make you laugh out loud. I can’t wait to hear part 2. Kitty Kelly does a great job narrating this book and her accents are on point.
I highly recommend this story, it’s a huge 5 stars from me.

Great book and great narration

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Really enjoyed this book - narration was excellent. Story kept me interested and actually lol in some places. Defiantly a fan of this author

Brilliant narrating & story

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A LAUGH OUT LOUD BOOK THAT KEEPS YOU ENTERTAINED THROUGHOUT. FROM STUFFED CATS TO BLOW UP DOLLS WITH HAIRY HOOHAHS. HIGHLY RECOMMEND FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS A GOOD CHILLED READ.

Brilliant LOL funny

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I absolutely loved this book and I was completely sucked in! I absolutely loved Lizzie and seeing an insight into her world. This book was hilarious at times but also had a sad undertone at other times. It felt kind of personal at times, almost like a diary. This is a fantastic book and I highly recommend it!

The narration was perfect!

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wow.. what a brilliant book. my first audio and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I laughed out loud so many times.. story was great. the struggle of a 50 year old is so real.. can't wait for the next book. 5 * +++++

excellent book..funny as...

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I did wonder, if at 87 I would enjoy this book but after speaking to Tracie the author i thought I would give it a try, I am so pleased I did, it made me laugh out load so many times, it was also romantic and a little sad but I loved it and look forward to listening to the second book, thank you Tracie for you brilliant writing xx

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Funny as! I needed a pick up and I certainly got it.
Life changes before you know it & stuff like this keeps it ticking over nicely.

Thank you for the laughs & silliness.
Narrator was great.

Funny as

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