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  • Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

  • By: Neven Iliev
  • Narrated by: Jeff Hays
  • Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (1,411 ratings)

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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

By: Neven Iliev
Narrated by: Jeff Hays
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Summary

Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones.

The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime! It is sure to be a long and dangerous road, fraught with danger! And it all starts with a simple test - reach Level Five in the dungeon called the "newbie zone" and earn the right to become a full-fledged adventurer!

However, such things get hopelessly derailed when his adolescent mind beholds an exposed chest for the first time - a fateful meeting that would inevitably lead his life in a direction he never even dreamed of!

Content warning: Gore, violence, explicit sexual scenes

Everybody Loves Large Chests was first brought to Jeff Hays on Soundbooth Theater Live, his live streaming narration show. Since then, it has been the most consistently requested and enjoyed title by fans. So much so, that Neven Iliev finally decided to approach us to put out a full audio version of the first arc in Boxxy's adventures!

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

Jeff Hays - Narration, Characters, Production Supervision
Dalton Lynne - Proofing
Alex Tate - Production, Editing, Mastering

©2017 Neven Iliev (P)2017 Jeff Hays

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Clever, witty, well performed and some of the best characterisations since Sir Sparhawk roamed the land.

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Surprising find, listen if you enjoy a laugh!

Listened to the sample and was hooked. The story is interesting and varied, characters well thought out and amusing. Not safe for kids though, very sexually explicit. Adults with a good sense of humour will enjoy this.

It’s very tasty.

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Great fun. Spellbinding

A must read for computer fantasy game players. Ingenious and compelling. The narrator was superb and made me laugh out loud (lol) many times. Ideal for latent nerds and slumbering heroes.

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Great first read

First book I completed
great read
unique characters
comedic aspects
pulled in right from the start

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Not what I expected

The blurb and the cover hint at what's to come and it's very cleverly done.
On the whole, I really enjoyed this and finished it in a day.
Great performance, sorry is a little repetitive in places - but very funny.
I will listen to the next one in the series.

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Great book

Great book but not fantastic ,there some great humor in tasty. I don't think it's the greatest end to a book.

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brilliant

loved it well narrated and very engrossing based around a D and D kind of background

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surprisingly enjoyable

wow for anyone familiar with RPG games this is great plenty of crude dry humour delivered well so it doesn't become cringey

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very different style of main character

the main character is refreshingly unique thr book is worth listing to just for that

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Not what I was expecting, but somehow better

not going to say much, don't want to ruin the surprise, but definitely get this and give it a try, you won't be disappointed!

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