My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

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My Big Fat Vampire Wedding

By: Jessica Gadziala

Narrated by: Josie Charles

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About this listen

Fake wedding + vampires = happily ever after?

'An addictive and fun supernatural rom-com with perfect Addams Family vibes, a cosy, spooky delight!' Nadia El-Fassi, author of Love at First Fright

Pandora has real problems. She still lives with her parents, she’s working a dead-end job and, oh yeah, she’s a vampire who must get married by her birthday in three months’ time or she won’t inherit the ancient family fortune.

One slight catch: she’s single.

She manages to find her perfect fake husband: her work crush, Victor, a PhD student with mountains of student debt. She can marry him, inherit, pay off his debt and divorce him. It’s a foolproof plan – well, unless Victor discovers she’s a vampire…

But the road to the altar won’t be an easy one for this vampire and human couple. Pandora’s little crush on Victor is growing, and with their big fat vampire wedding looming, will their promise of ‘till death do us part’ be fake after all?

The perfect fake-engagement spooky sexy romance you NEED!

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