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Once upon a Disappointment

How to Break Free from Fairy Tale Myths to Find Real Happiness

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Once upon a Disappointment

By: Tessa Conway
Narrated by: Michol Mae
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Happily Ever After? Think Again. Fairy tales, Disney movies, and romantic comedies: we love them, we quote them, and sometimes, we let them ruin our lives. From the idea that a magical romance will solve all your problems to the belief that a single grand gesture can fix a broken relationship, these stories have shaped how we see love, family, careers, and success—and not always for the better. In this sharp, hilarious, and insightful book, Tessa Conway takes a sledgehammer to the myths we've been fed since childhood.

Through laugh-out-loud anecdotes, biting sarcasm, and thoughtful analysis, this book explores many different challenges we face such as some of the following:

  • The Beast Syndrome: Why your love isn’t enough to change a toxic partner.
  • The Prince Charming Illusion Spoiler: Perfect people don’t exist.
  • The Grand Gesture Fallacy: Why a bouquet of roses won’t magically fix your problems.
  • The Love at First Sight Trap: Real connections take more than a meet-cute.

And so much more!

But don’t worry—this book isn’t about giving up on love, dreams, or the idea of a happy ending. It’s about replacing the unrealistic fantasies with something better: real, messy, and fulfilling lives! With a mix of wit, realism, and practical advice, Once Upon a Disappointment doesn’t just call out these myths—it offers a path forward. Together, we'll learn how to break free from the lies we’ve been told, embrace the chaos of real life, and find true beauty and happiness in the small, imperfect moments. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic, a fairy tale skeptic, or somewhere in between, this book will make you laugh, think, and maybe even roll your eyes. Because while real life might not always be a perfect rom-com, it doesn’t mean you can’t write your own happy ending. Are you ready to rewrite the script?

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Love, Dating & Attraction Personal Development Personal Success Relationships Magic Romance Fiction Fantasy Funny Witty
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It was smart, funny, and brutally honest in the best way. Tessa Conway calls out all the fairy tale nonsense so many of us have internalized (thanks, Disney), and she does it with humor, heart, and real-life insight. As someone actively dating, I found so much clarity here. The Beast Syndrome chapter hit especially hard, I've definitely tried to “love someone into changing” before. And the reminder that grand gestures don’t erase red flags? Priceless. This book didn’t make me cynical. It helped me feel grounded. It reminded me that love isn’t a movie script, it’s a choice, a process, and sometimes a mess. And that’s okay.

What i needed while dating

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This book caught my eye instantly, I knew I had to listen to it. Disappointment? We’ve all been there. If you’ve ever expected something to go a certain way and it didn’t, take the time to listen to this. The authors story is woven throughout and it makes it really organic. I feel seen knowing that my dreamer headspace can overcome me. This book is a step towards reality & happiness!

Failure has no more fear

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This book is a refreshing and honest look at the expectations we’re taught to chase and how freeing it is to let them go. The author gently but powerfully challenges the myths of happily ever after. He shows you how to redefine happiness on your own terms if you will. Her writing feels like a heart to heart conversation with a wise friend who’s been through it and come out stronger. I found myself both comforted and inspired by her insights. This is a beautiful read for anyone ready to stop waiting for the perfect story and start living their real truth.

Find Your Real Happy Ending

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Smart, Supportive, and Hilariously Honest, Tessa Conway brilliantly balances wit, wisdom, and warmth in this empowering and entertaining guide to breaking free from the unrealistic fairy tale myths that so many of us unknowingly carry.
The audiobook is both hilarious and deeply relatable. Through sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud stories, she gently (and sometimes sarcastically) exposes how romantic comedies and childhood fairy tales have shaped our expectations around love, life, and success. Usually not always in helpful ways.
What makes this book truly special, though, is how supportive it is. It doesn’t leave you disillusioned or cynical, instead it hands you the tools to rewrite your own story in a way that’s more real, fulfilling, and joyful. Whether it’s unpacking toxic relationship patterns, letting go of the “Prince Charming” fantasy, or learning to find beauty in life’s messiness, the message throughout is clear: you’re enough, and real happiness is already within reach.
I finished this audiobook feeling more grounded, self-aware, and surprisingly hopeful. If you’re ready to let go of perfect narratives and embrace a more authentic version of happiness, this is your guide. Funny, insightful, and full of heart!

Ready to Ditch the Fairy Tale?

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Once Upon a Disappointment is a refreshingly honest and empowering look at the myths we grow up believing about love, life, and happiness. This book unpacks the unrealistic stories we’ve been sold and offers a wiser, more grounded path toward fulfillment. It’s not just about letting go of fantasy—it’s about learning how to write your own story. Thoughtful, relatable, and quietly liberating, this book is perfect for anyone ready to trade illusion for something real.

Let Go of the Fairy Tale

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