The Dragon Squisher cover art

The Dragon Squisher

 Preview
Try Premium Plus free
Thousands of incredible audiobooks and podcasts to take wherever you go.
Immerse yourself in a world of storytelling with the Plus Catalogue - unlimited listening to thousands of select audiobooks, podcasts and Audible Originals.
£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically. See here for eligibility.

The Dragon Squisher

By: Scott McCormick
Narrated by: Adam Fuller
Try Premium Plus free

£8.99/month after 30 days. Renews automatically.

Buy Now for £21.99

Buy Now for £21.99

Confirm Purchase
Pay using card ending in
Switch payment method
By completing your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and authorise Audible to charge your designated card or any other card on file. Please see our Privacy Notice, Cookies Notice and Interest-based Ads Notice.
Cancel

About this listen

“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.”

So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria.

Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.

Problem is, Nigel's escape efforts have a way of backfiring, taking him further from home, and destroying, well, pretty much everything that gets in his way. By the time he and his arch-frenemy are banished from the kingdom and sent on an impossible quest for a (probably bogus) magical artifact, the humans of Esteria find themselves longing for the good old days when they were merely being annihilated by Lord Smoron.

Book one of the Nigel Chronicles, The Dragon Squisher tell the story of how Nigel, his too-perfect comrade Lance Hightower, and Eldrack, a female gork prisoner with a well-earned grudge against humans, usher in a new era of chaos and magic.

©2019 Scott McCormick (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC. Fantasy Kids Audible Originals Science Fiction & Fantasy Fiction Funny Witty Dragons Teen Comedy

Listeners also enjoyed...

 Mission Unstoppable cover art
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them cover art
The Silmarillion cover art
Famous Five: Five On A Treasure Island cover art
Kid Normal cover art
The World’s Worst Pets cover art
Wizard for Hire cover art
Orlando People cover art
The Terrible Two cover art
Will Save the Galaxy for Food cover art
Chester Parsons Is Not a Gorilla cover art
The Colour of Magic cover art
The Boy Who Got Accidentally Famous cover art
I Did NOT Give That Spider Superhuman Intelligence! cover art
The Sidekicks Initiative: A Comedy Superhero Adventure cover art
Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4) cover art
All stars
Most relevant  
I loved the enthusiasm the reader seemed to have, it really made it an amazing story. I would recommend it to people who enjoy adventures, comedy and fantasy.

Amazing

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
it took a few nights to finish but that doesn't stop it from being a great book! the plot was amazing

funny good narrating and amazing story!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
What if your fantasy book was actually a history book? What if it all actually happened in the past? And now you're faced with a great adventure yourself? But is it that great? Will there be any dragons? Giant spiders? Rings? Or mountains?

A brilliant book for younger audience, fun story, lots of laughter. And for the older audience who read all the fantasy classics, it's still fun and it holds some references here and there. Without spoiling anything, I wholeheartedly recommend. And I tip the hat to the author for the wit and sense of humor.
Not forgetting about the great narrator.

Funny and brilliant!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Loved the comedy in the book and the narrator did all the characters voices AMAZINGLY!

Best book EVER!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
My boys ages 10 and 7 loved this story. Funny, engaging and interesting characters

Everything 5 stars

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
this was an incredible story for me and my family to listen to over time.

One of the best adventure story I've ever heard!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
good spoof of Lord of the rings, with many alternative events, but good fun though.

the dragon crusher

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
my son has listened to this 6 times !! it must be good. I'm sure he will listen again

a favourite of my 7 year olds

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana buvnhjvjgckc buvnhjvjgckc it's good 7unique words

Banana

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
really funny love the different vocals for different characters a story in the land of the hobbit

love it

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
See more reviews