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The Second Coming
- Narrated by: Nick Landrum
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Summary
God takes a look at the Earth around the time of the Renaissance, and everything looks pretty good - so he takes a holiday. In heaven time this is just a week's fishing trip, but on Earth several hundred years go by.
When God returns, he finds all hell has broken loose: world wars, holocausts, famine, capitalism and "fucking Christians everywhere". There's only one thing for it. They're sending the kid back.
JC, reborn, is a struggling musician in New York City, trying to teach the one true commandment: be nice! His best chance to win hearts and minds is to enter American Pop Star. But the number-one show in America is the unholy creation of a record executive who's more than a match for the Son of God...Steven Stelfox.
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- Amazon Customer
- 20-01-17
Laughed my head off
Very funny, deeply sarcastic but lots of love. Lol be nice, very simple message. But don't take the p*ss.
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- Amazon Customer
- 23-08-17
my new testament
does anyone know where I can buy a be nice t shirt? If you like Bill Hicks religious rants, you'll like this!
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- E. Osterberg
- 09-07-20
A great listen and food for thought fir all. but a Scottish Whisky opportunity missed.
Another great Stelfox story but I wondered if when talking about God drinking a 1989 Scottish malt a reference to the angels share would have worked well, now we know who drinks the 10 percent!!
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- Bald and Brave
- 07-02-21
Brilliant plot, very funny, poor narrator.
not convinced as usual by a flat sounding North American narrator. Nonetheless a great plot and as usual the acidic humour of John Niven is 5 star!
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- Anonymous User
- 26-01-19
Brilliant!
John Niven is just the best author, loved this book didn't want it to end.
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- Fire Horse
- 25-06-17
A weekend read/ listen
An excellent story with an engaging narrator. Funny,thought provoking & heartbreaking. Well worth a listen.
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- Thom
- 19-05-21
excellent
My first John Niven book and an excellent start. Highly recommended to all, especially all you cynics out there.
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- Nick Ross
- 16-03-16
Excellent. Great story, well read.
Great stuff from Niven. Very funny. A biting look at the twin cults of celebrity and religion.
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- William K.
- 28-05-22
Engaging and entertaining
Original, entertaining storyline. Kept me interested throughout. Funny heartwarming and tragic in equal measures. A great light read
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- Anonymous User
- 13-08-18
fantastic, best audio book by far!
Brilliant from start to finish. A book everyone should listing to. highly recommend to anyone
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