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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

The Inappropriate Bachelors, Book 1

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To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five

By: J. S. Cooper
Narrated by: Laurie West
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To the rude guy in apartment five,

I’m glad you’re happy to have moved into a new apartment, but no:

I do not want to have a beer with you.

I do not want to have a nude sleepover.

I do not want to make you breakfast, lunch or dinner, no matter how many lap dances you promise to give me.

I do not need you to serenade me through the walls at 1am.

And no, I have no interest in letting you take me on a date.

Sincerely,

Magnolia Allen

P.S. And no, I do not want to know how many accents you can growl in during intimate moments. How is that even a thing?

P. P. S. Also, you will never find me standing naked in your living room ever again, so please stop leaving lingerie packages on my welcome mat.

©2020 J. S. Cooper (P)2020 J. S. Cooper Contemporary Contemporary Romance Romance Romantic Comedy Comedy

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I adored this book! It was sweet and steamy. I loved how even though all this time had passed they still felt the same and could get past what happened.

So sweet

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I wasn't sure at first but then this book grew on me and I became more invested. I've just finished and am off to find the next, I do hope theresanext...

I got pulled in completly

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I recieved this book for Free to Give My True & Honest Review & brought the audio

I missed that I hadn't read book 1 in The Inappropriate Bachelors Series 😱
But what a mixture of Humorous & old heartbreak between Magnolia & Jagger.
We hear about their past & what happened between them in their Youth.
But its the Man & Woman they've become in the 10 yrs they haven't seen or been together, but it's the shocking news that Magnolia has when she sees her new neighbour from N# 4....
Another great light easy to read HEA 💓💘💞

*"LOVE BRINGS YOU HOME"*

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Magnolia has recently moved to San Francisco for a fresh start which includes her position as a social media influencer at a new company. Things are not exactly turning out as she planned when she finds out that the company deals in credit rather than fashion but on the plus side her co-workers quickly became her friends. To top it all off she has been exchanging sarcastic letters with her new neighbor only to discover that they have a past that didn’t end well.

Jagger is a man with secrets who is looking for a fresh start as well. He is just as infuriating and just as sexy as he was all those years ago, but he is also determined to show her that he is not the man she remembers and just maybe once all is revealed they can overcome the past and have the future they always wanted.

This is a story about overcoming the mistakes of the past that is filled with humorous banter, hot chemistry and two flawed characters who couldn’t be more perfect for each other.

Magnolia and Jagger!

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listened to it all day in work to help keep me focused.
performance was very good and the story was really well done.

loved this story.

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sometimes it's just nice to listen to a heartwarming story with a happy ending

nice listen

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I really enjoyed this story. Magnolia and Jagger’s relationship was so sweet and I loved that it stemmed from years ago. The notes that they sent one another were funny. Both characters were believable and lifelike. The narrator was very believable as Magnolia. I really enjoyed this book and would definitely recommend.

Funny and Hot!

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I really enjoyed the banter between Magnolia and Jagger, it made me chuckle out loud in places.

Another superb book from J S Cooper

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I really enjoyed this book. The narrator made a great job of using a different voice for the characters. It was a good second chance story that was easy to listen too. I particularly enjoyed the messages between the main protagonists. I will happily listen to more audio books by both the author j s copper and the narrator.

Sweet second chance romance

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This is my first audio book but I've read the book version of this story previously. Written, and obviously read, in the first person point of view for both main characters it is a saucy tale of two second chancers. It is incredibly well written with great planning going into the banter like dialogue between the characters. It draws the reader through it chapter with a smile on their face.

The narrator has a great voice, which is easy to listen to. I did find that I needed to increase the pace slightly for me. My only slight concern was that she may have ended up with a throat issue by the end of the narration exercise from the way she spoke for Jagger, but I'm sure as a professional she's used to it!.

Over all I have nothing bad to say about this audible presentation of this book. I loved it as much as I loved the original book itself and recommend both the spoken word version and the book xx

I received a free copy of this audible book from the author and provide my honest review voluntarily

Funny from start to finish

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