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  • Trump Ninja vs. China Flu: “We Have the Best Numbers”

  • By: Trump Ninja
  • Narrated by: Trump Ninja
  • Length: 58 mins

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Summary

Donald Trump doesn't want you to fear COVID. Stay safe. Stay alive. Do the opposite of what DT wants.

Donald Trump does not want you to listen to his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his "secret identity".

We see a COVID-denying, unscientific, un-empathetic, narcissist.

But the he sees a ninja: Trump Ninja.

From the guy who tells scientists to try injecting patients with bleach and who thinks it's fine to kill millions of Americans to get "herd mentality", comes a brand new audiobook for your outrage and amusement.

Trump Ninja vs. China Flu, sees our Colluder-in-Chief trying to distract the public from his gross negligence and mismanagement of the response to the virus killing hundreds of thousands of citizens by focusing on any and everything else. Especially the way he is saving the world from S.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E., the secret conspiracy behind the conspiracies.

Excerpt from classified entry included below:

“It’s this virus, sir.” This is what they’re telling me. It’s this virus. They think it’s the big one.

That can only mean one thing. Zombies.

“We’re going to have to get some protocols in place, sir. We may need to shut down for a while.”

Obviously, we’ll need to shut down. You don’t want to mess around when it comes to zombies. I’ve seen the documentaries. Those things are bad news.

Trump Ninja vs. China Flu. Kerchewie! Go get it.

Trump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best seller list with the super secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. Trump Ninja vs. China Flu is book six in the seven ook Trump Ninja series. Get them all today!

©2020 Trump Ninja (P)2020 Trump Ninja
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