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When Elves Attack

A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State

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When Elves Attack

By: Tim Dorsey
Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
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I’m dreaming of a Serge Christmas...
Palm trees with twinkle lights...
Santa’s big belly protruding over a neon Speedo....

It’s ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents.

But before that, it’s all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there’s that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves - they bite). While you’re there, skip the lame photo on Santa’s lap - Serge will give you a lap ride you’ll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, there’s nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow!

So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!

©2011 Tim Dorsey (P)2011 HarperCollinsPublishers Action & Adventure Genre Fiction Literary Fiction Literature & Fiction Winter Christmas Fiction Fantasy Witty Funny

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I just love this type of book, Tim Dorsey does sex and violence so well.

Chistmas fun

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bye bye bye bye to you and your work good for you to be in the work and I can do it tttt I don't want it

tim RIP THANKS FOR BOOK 😞😞😞😞😞

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