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Writing Books that Won't Get Blue Meanie Reviews

By: Percyvelle Pennington the Third
Narrated by: James M. Lowrance
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Summary

The audiobook is also a section found in my 3-part book titled: Wars Between Book Reviewers and Authors

Why?, you might ask and maybe even in a mean-sounding voice “How Dare I write about such a touchy subject as Book Reviewing?” I would answer that I'm not daring to but rather I am being guided to do it. That unseen substance we might call “Literary Inspiration”, “The Guiding Hand of Inspirational Writing” or “I Got an Itch to Write Something”, is driving me and I can all but resist it. There are apparently readers out there who need this material to fill a void that can be satisfied by nothing else and I am called upon to fill them up. I am the gas station of words and they are the empty tanks needing the fuel of inspiration... (YES, there's much more!!!)

Here's an example of what you'll get in this power-packed instructional resource with over 2,780 words, on how to avoid those nasty book reviews!

  • Introductions
  • Why People Write Bad Book Reviews Even When They're Not Mad at Anyone
  • Avoid Bad Reviews by Writing a Threatening Introduction
  • Format Your Book in Such a Way as to Stun Readers into Giving you Nothing but Good Reviews
  • My Conclusion

A note from Percy's evil twin (James M. Lowrance): With these comedies being so different from my serious subject books, I assigned a pen name to them as well, being “Percyvelle Pennington the Third”. He seems more like the guy who wrote them, than I do. Percy is a snide type guy and he is arrogant; traits that I hopefully never display in real life! He does make his points known in his memoirs but in strangely comical ways.

©2012 James M. Lowrance (P)2013 James M. Lowrance
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