I'm back from London and feel like ass, quite honestly. But it was worth it because I partied my little heart out at Hayu Fest with Austen and Craig and the Bravo gang.

And a surprise caller took the edge off my demise. Later, a round of steroids a plastic crown really turned my week around. Also, I wear a crown now.

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This week, it's a short one because I'm packing up (in THE most chaotic manner possible) and heading across the Pond for some Bravo press!

Then, it's John's birthday (which I'm celebrating with Dame Joan Collins which means nothing for John but here we are) and we're still hunting for the 7 pairs of various lost AirPods paraphernalia.

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This week, Evelyn gave her review of John's show in St. Louis, I had a few battles with Ben, then went to a Ballet Gala with SJP, Amy Sedaris, and Nicki Hilton.

Plus, we had a lot to say about the Menendez Brothers, John and I got into a lil bitty fight, and of course we tracked the AirPods and opened the Mail Bag. For more interviews and behind-the-scenes tea, tune in to Andy Cohen Live weekdays on Radio Andy by subscribing to SiriusXM. Use my link https://sxm.app.link/AndyCohen for a free trial!

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This week, we were off on Monday but still fit in a lot of nonsense. I'm fresh off a trip to LA to film the RHOC Reunion and schlepped a gay football back across the country.

Avery Singer helped me plan a Bachelorette party, plus the (three? FOUR?!) AirPods are racking up more airline miles than me, and a humorous anecdote about Ben's picture day takes a turn. Later, I took Ben to Rosh Hashanah services which went…"not well, bitch."

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This week, my stolen AirPods case hopped on a plane, and Teresa Giudice is trying to set me up with a Menendez Brother (not the real one! The fake, hot, one! Relax!).

Later in the week, Jon Hamm got me to donate a shit ton of money, I interviewed Connie Chung and had a Red Carpet issue at the George Clooney's Awards Dinner. Plus, I got conversation-shamed at a playground birthday party for a 6-year-old. Can't win 'em all, I guess.

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This week, I almost crashed a party in my building...many times and I think I made the right choice by not going. I think.

Then I went to an event in Richmond, where I met my future husband, then realized he was already married, and crashed a wedding after-party that may have resulted in the couple's first marital argument! (Whew!)

Plus, I saw Charlie XCX & Troye Sivan at MSG and we opened the Mail Bag (and I shed a tear!)

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This week, it was a hodgepodge of crazy tales. A neighborhood watchdog upended my week in a big way, I let Ben drink out of a strangers water bottle, and we had a special guest.

Then, we hit the hot headlines of the week: Moo Deng, The Royals (don't come for me!), Diddy, Barbara Mandrell, the Salt Lake Premiere...plus I had a couple meet-cutes that took a hard left.

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We're back and catching you up on the happs from the break. I'm fresh off a trip from Nashville, which was FULL of chaotic travel missteps, plus my wax figure was revealed and she looks good. Maybe too good?

Plus, my new apartment is on the market and the people have THOUGHTS. Then I was stopped on the street by an overzealous Mom/Neighborhood watchdog and butt-dialed Abbi Jacobson. Oops!

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