Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well - and there’s even a nod to The TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork!

• ⁠https://www.tumblr.com/chaoticrosesimp⁠⁠

  ⁠https://ko-fi.com/chaoticsimpx⁠

• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:

• ⁠https://thecelestialmechanic.bandcamp.com/⁠⁠

  ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@TheCelestialMechanic103⁠⁠

• Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love" as performed by Soft Cell (1981), and "Song For Ten" as composed by Murray Gold and performed by Tim Phillips in The Christmas Invasion (2005).
• Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker

• ⁠https://www.andywalkerillustrator.com/home.php⁠⁠

• Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

• Timestamps

  (0:00) Intro

  (0:05) Curves

  (5:53) Brain Meat Expired

  (9:08) Rose's Surface Memories

  (11:53) The Doctor's Meander

  (17:53) "Nice Rear Bumper..."

  (19:45) Phone Call