Episodes

  • The TRUTH Behind Taylor Swift Meeting The Royals: They All Hate Meghan

    The TRUTH Behind Taylor Swift Meeting The Royals: They All Hate Meghan
    Jun 28 2024
    Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(
    This week:
    • When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow?
    • Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this
    • A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex
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    33 mins
  • Justin Timberlake WILL Be Speaking About This (not rn though)

    Justin Timberlake WILL Be Speaking About This (not rn though)
    Jun 21 2024
    Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week:
    • A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME
    • Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it)
    • Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not)

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    34 mins
  • An Intimate Look At The Back Of Prince William’s iPhone

    An Intimate Look At The Back Of Prince William’s iPhone
    Jun 14 2024
    He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do.
    This week:
    • Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has)
    • Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel
    • Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping

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    32 mins
  • FOCUS UP: Melania Trump’s Purse Is So Fancy!

    FOCUS UP: Melania Trump’s Purse Is So Fancy!
    Jun 7 2024
    We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week:
    • Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might
    • Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff
    • Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist

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    35 mins
  • OH GOD PLEASE NO: Is KateGate Happening Again?

    OH GOD PLEASE NO: Is KateGate Happening Again?
    May 31 2024
    What’s the opposite of manifesting? That’s what we’re doing.
    This week:
    • Ben Affleck is being GROSS and maybe DIVORCED???
    • Is Kate Middleton coming back to work? Or maybe adopted?
    • You cowards don’t want to admit that maybe the Erewhon soup is good

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    33 mins
  • OMG SWOON: Prince William Is The Third Sexiest British Man

    OMG SWOON: Prince William Is The Third Sexiest British Man
    May 24 2024
    Don’t worry, Meghan Markle still shows up in this one. This week:
    • A very dubious poll of 2,000 homewreckers concludes that Jeremy Clarkson is, once again, the hottest Brit on the cursed little island
    • SSRIs cause a fate worse than death, which is a thing that depressed people often face without treatment
    • Kevin Spacey, given a platform and 7 movies in as many years, still thinks this whole thing wasn’t really fair :/

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    32 mins
  • Would You Still Love Us If We Were RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm

    Would You Still Love Us If We Were RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm
    May 17 2024
    We hope everything’s going Arche-well.
    This week:
    • RFK Jr. is super able-bodied and able-minded and a great presidential candidate, according to his brain worm
    • A clerical error gives Meghan and Harry’s haters a reason to hashtag another day
    • Cycling spandex should be canceled, but not because of this Good Morning America host

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    31 mins
  • Barron Trump Is Tall, Presidential, Did We Mention Tall

    Barron Trump Is Tall, Presidential, Did We Mention Tall
    May 10 2024
    Fail to the chief. This week:
    • Prince Harry’s family does not show up to support a good cause, obviously Harry is to blame
    • Barron Trump, who has never said a word in public, is a president in the making
    • The Met Gala is probably not cursed, but man do we wish it was
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    37 mins