Episodes

  • Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 22nd 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 22nd 2023
    Aug 22 2023
    Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the weird hobbies of produce managers, what it will be like to be 100, how the pacific coastal waters have a way to try to shut that whole thing down, Dad movie plots, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Blendjet 2! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:20 Come in like a lamb 00:40 Like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... 01:45 Kyle has forgotten being a child anymore 02:05 Dev famously asks a question he has no intention to listening to the answer to 02:52 So mentally sharp, she just *stood up* 03:27 Grandma Suzie is a weird name for a kid 04:00 RIP Pee-Wee 04:30 Pee-Wee was the gayest thing on Saturday Morning TV except for He-Man 05:30 Kyle's slight age difference with Dev only mattered from 1987 to 1998 06:15 Turns out Dev wasn't there for Kyle's childhood. If he was, there would be less to tell Dev 07:50 "We're on vacation, go ahead" 08:50 Kyle fantasizes about being 100 years old 09:20 WALTER KRONKITE, Damnit 09:50 and yet somehow an mp5 would be a worse podcast format 10:15 We didn't tell you kids about anything... 10:45 "Don't google kids" -- this advice brought to you by Dev & Kyle 11:30 Social Media algorithms are the worst 12:15 Tie you up with dopamine 12:30 My deepest desires? oh la la 13:10 Every single one. They are not as important as you think 14:00 When you're an adult, take a break from your parents, too 15:30 TikTok causes cancer. You heard it here first 15:50 "Facebook was better in the good old days" (we're talking about the unfiltered, chronological feed) 16:25 Facebook solved their problem by making yours 16:50 Nothing but rabbits and holes on this show 17:15 Kyle stands behind the idea that people aren't confused 17:50 There was a church picnic in Kyle's house and he was so surprised 19:24 It shrinks? 19:40 The Walter Kronkite of the Seinfeld of Podcasts has never seen Seinfeld 20:30 https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket 21:15 You got some of that spider venom for my dick, yo? 21:50 Big fucking spider makes you better at fucking... 22:55 Erecno-phile 23:10 Step Spider? 23:55 You wanna get pricked? 24:25 Spiderman: No Way Down 25:00 Do not repeat anything you hear on this show at work. PLEASE 25:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation 26:30 Crab People 26:50 Dev bullies Kyle into the theme song 27:53 Dev slowly goes insane 28:50 Now Kyle will skip that episode so that he will never know 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q 30:30 We don't wait like Tom 31:00 Dad movies 31:55 Didn't get Moms 32:40 They go hard for Dads 33:10 65 Million Years, Adam Driver 33:55 Driver People, Driver People, look like people, talk like people 34:25 Dev's conspiracy theories 34:45 Olestra 35:10 He was mostly right: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/ 35:40 Kyle may be skittling on this show. Who knows? 35:55 Jolly Rancher in a Zima is what you served 17 year old girls when Kyle threw parties at 17 36:30 Dev always has too much faith in humanity 37:00 Butty McButtface 37:55 Let's check the stakes here 38:30 Welcome to the Internet 40:00 It is the Ramen noodles of plot, just add Adam emoting 41:00 Catching up on Marvel in the Kyle House 41:30 We all deal with loss in our own way 42:05 Well do they??? 42:24 JOKE TIME! 42:35 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 44:30 Dev & Kyle's immense research audience 44:50 The problem is always you, not us 45:15 What's the difference between Kyle and the New York Times? Kyle liked crossword puzzles before he was 40 years old 46:40 Bring on the buckets of fear! 47:15 People having fun instead of wage slavery? 47:40 The brain is an organ, just like a penis. They're the same 48:15 Snoop should sleep easier 48:40 Dev proves he's not Gen X 49:55 We went there because that's what we do here 50:30 Nothing counts anymore 50:45 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Home Game available nowhere 51:25 Dev said it, not Kyle 51:40 Dev comes for Canada 51:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com 52:05 Its not Quebec without a team 52:51 Thank god Dev's French is terrible
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    55 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 8th 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 8th 2023
    Aug 8 2023
    Welcome to the first of many Tuesday editions of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! The boys are back at it this week after some technical difficulties, but they persevere. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss scorching Phoenix heat, giant scorpions, one thousand downloads, the statistical birth/death count of Netflix outages, Arizona wine country, peeing standing up and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Blendjet 2! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:22 The show begins on a whimper 00:40 Technical issues abound but we persist 01:10 Show publication moves to Tuesdays at Noon Eastern. Thank you for your support 01:20 Dev discusses the weather 01:40 The record breaking heat streak is over 02:15 https://www.simscale.com/blog/nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric 03:10 "this guy" was JPL and "that guy" was Lockheed Martin 03:45 Kyle provides insight into his missed opportunity as a moral judge of society 04:25 Dev measures on outputs, not effort 05:00 An unplausible story from the beginning 05:30 Don't touch other people's work product, Apocalyptos 05:40 Doubting Dev is his wife's #1 hobby 06:45 No Netflix... just chill 07:30 Dev's understanding of cooking is ... weird 07:55 The love story of a rocket scientist and a race car driver 08:25 THANK YOU, APOCALYPTOS!!!! 09:00 Kyle & Dev Kickstart the Recording Apocalypse 09:40 Dev & Kyle invented the accountability partner. Bet you've never heard of that 10:25 Listening to himself is now Kyle's #1 hobby 10:45 The number one reason for this show 11:30 https://mashable.com/article/voyager-nasa-how-long-will-mission-last 12:05 https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/glitch-causes-voyager-2-to-briefly-lose-contact-with-earth/ 12:40 You'll need the pythagoran theory for your podcast someday so pay attention kids 13:10 "I bet someone is going to fuck up in a very specific way" 14:15 The scientific Medal of Honor 14:30 The Devie's... 15:05 Devie and Kylie Start the Apocalypsie 15:25 Dev's Karaoke 15:40 Giant regular creatures... no thanks 16:00 Birds are studpid 16:40 Hey Austra-lyptos! 17:01 Kyle reads the back of the baseball card for Dev to guess 17:15 a three foot long freshwater scorpion!! 18:05 Faster than a flipflop! 18:25 Speed is speed. Many other scientific definitions available on this show 18:50 Dev does some light googling 19:05 Email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com 19:25 Cats will fuck your shit up 19:50 Dev is the douchebag on Kyle's podcast 20:15 ChatGPT is not as good as Dev 20:35 Discussion of Dev's ability in a triathalon 21:25 In which crocodiles and alligators choose their favorite format of a bicycle 22:30 Dev loses the trip to Cancun 22:45 This week on Syfy! 23:06 Snake Ass..... 23:30 Smurfette would be jealous of the downtime 24:18 JOKE TIME! 26:18 Dev expected more compassion from Scorpion 27:17 Hi Mrs Dev! 28:10 Mrs. Kyle doesn't like this show 28:40 Stone faced Kisser 29:10 Don't laugh at the parts we don't find funny 29:35 Dev predicts a lame-o 2nd half of the episode 30:45 https://www.lovetoknow.com/life/relationships/what-are-first-second-cousins 31:05 Kyle admits one of his only flaws is helping people be less wrong 31:15 This important part of the story 32:30 The pressure is already on for Kyle's kids to make grandkids, but not from the top of the org 32:40 The nervousness has started... 33:50 Well timed surrogacy 34:10 Assured genetic alignment 34:45 "Without the concept of legal adoption..." Boy this show is sometimes weird? 34:50 Step-twins! 35:17 devnkylesta@gmail.com 36:08 Still waiting on that email from Christian Laettner's family 36:50 Saturday Morning Children's television! 37:20 Stop it, DEV! 37:30 Dev's lucky he has Reddit to blame for his depravity 38:00 It wrongs itself! 38:50 Dev is challenged 39:10 Dev wins the challenge 39:30 https://a.co/d/4TVhPpz 40:15 Dev misunderstands the concept of wanting this alarm clock 40:48 Check the selling point of your oven. Is it soundproof? 41:35 Dev's back on Reddit 42:00 It was not the sink... 42:20 This story has to be fake if Kyle knows how to clean it 43:00 Smells like burnt piss 43:40 Health tips from Dev 44:05 https://www.pnas.org/ They have to KNOW, right? 44:30 P-nasty 45:00 Arizona wine country in Cornville 45:25 Dev is joining the Chamber of Commerce 45:40 Kyle explains what happens to the adult invite list of children's birthday parties 46:48 Six foot golden arch 47:00 Screams through the crowd 47:15 The world is *everyone's* urinal 47:55 https://a.co/d/2CWdirk 48:10 $12 now 48:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 49:05 Kyle would never be disappointed in Dev. That's Dev's job. And Mrs. Dev 49:20 A THOUSAND DOWNLOADS!!!! 50:10 Night, John boy 50:42 gross
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    53 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 23rd 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 23rd 2023
    Jul 23 2023

    Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! A shorter than normal episode this week because Dev suffered a mild concussion about an hour before the recording started. Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss that head injury, Kyle's faith in St. Bluetooth, Kyle's child's lack of self preservation instincts, watching kid's movies out of order, dismembered feet and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

    Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:50 Don't google that. It isn't real 01:10 We all have to suffer it 01:40 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:05 Juicy J & Dusty Sparkles Start the Apocalypse 02:30 Submit your suggestions to devnkylesta@gmail.com 03:20 Dev's Amnesia leaves Kyle in charge 04:00 A euphemism would be "Doing the Sting Tango" 04:29 Roughly 4 inches / 10cm 05:10 Dev concussion leads to distraction 06:15 Dev tells us all about kickball rules 07:20 WE GOT 'EM! 08:40 I'm taking them out, too! 09:15 Kyle is "Old Iron Butt" 09:40 Wherein Kyle questions Dev's medical knowledge while he is concussed 10:48 23 days of 110F/43.3C straight. 6 days of 115F/ 46.1C 11:15 With the confidence only a two year old can have 11:50 Like a super-hero 12:10 The finger wag was too much though 12:45 When body slamming children, I always recommend having a witness 13:20 Kyle tricks Dev into circus tricks 14:00 Nothing in this show should be construed as medical advice. EVER 14:30 The best joke of the show foiled by that pesky timer 15:10 Dev brings the whole show down 16:14 Joe Walsh: 'Hotel California's' resident room revamper! 16:25 actually about $255,780 today 17:05 Rustler's Rooste was established in 1971 18:00 Dev's incredibly interested in balloon animal guy attire 20:30 Dev's futile attempts at steering the family movies away from the annoying ones 21:31 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/ 21:50 Madlynn! 22:10 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19500164/ 22:45 Go ahead, internet. Remix it 23:20 A very positive review from a 2 year old! 23:35 We caught Dev's daughter with a sharpie drawing a broken teacup on her leg 24:00 Much like this episode, nothing makes sense 24:10 Kyle doesn't like a movie he has to watch twice just to understand it 26:00 Hickville Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse now 26:30 Kyle finds religion... 27:25 St. Bluetooth 28:05 My watch is connected. Everything will be okay 28:35 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0263488/ 28:55 WHOA! 29:05 EXCELLENT! 30:45 Kyle knows how to use a map. He isn't completely inept 31:35 In which we find out about the shared consciousness of Louisville 32:30 History of the streets & addresses of Tokyo 32:55 https://oldschoolshirts.com/blogs/news/toy-tiger-in-louisville-was-a-bardstown-road-landmark 33:15 How Tokyo addresses come to be 34:25 Dev doesn't question why they tore down their house. He's ill 34:51 These are the official post office addresses 35:10 Dev begins to melt down 35:37 Joke Time!!! 35:48 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 37:38 Dev loves a weasel tune 37:55 A new spin on K-POP 38:30 The mouse does actually deserve some poking right now 38:58 All of the violence is against the mouse, not people 39:31 Make us an offer we can't refuse 39:50 Our big break is coming on that Scuba Mask 40:15 https://www.iflscience.com/the-mystery-of-why-human-feet-keep-washing-ashore-in-the-us-and-canada-has-been-solved-59513 41:18 Dev's the heel in every story 41:35 apparently there was one matched pair once 41:55 They finally figured it out with DNA at one point by discovering it was the foot of a known bridge jumper 42:55 You're now buying LESS SHOE! 43:25 some of the people are missing 43:45 ON, give us a call 44:00 Tennis shoes - get it? 44:28 Shoes are going down longer and deeper on me than anyone else 45:00 Bedazzle the fuck out of those shoes 45:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xU2IWKfNLo
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    48 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 9th 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 9th 2023
    Jul 9 2023
    Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss Father's Day, pronunciations of controversial terms, Dev's neighborhood brush with anarchy, whether or not your pee smells, the bygone era of nightly news anchors and much MUCH more more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! This episode is brough to you by the BlendJet 2: Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:23 Dev comes in early 00:45 Six more weeks of fireworks in Kentucky 01:24 Welcome to the Show 02:39 I choose not to believe it, Dev 02:50 GIF Palace, where better GIFs are sold 03:20 Dev's pronunciation crumbles like soft shit in the rain 03:45 Pick a side, Giffrey 04:25 Let's all go to the lobby 04:40 Giphy is a great tool 05:00 So much to talk about 05:20 Rewind it back 05:30 Dev's creepy calendar math 06:02 If you owe a bill in February, don't pay it in April 06:21 Happy Father's Day to all of you 07:00 Stories of finding out someone you love peed on something 07:45 Expressions of love on the road 08:10 Autopilot while roadtripping 08:55 Lots of weight in this case 09:30 Look me in my eyeballs, Driver 09:50 Dev complains about his child's ability to make shoes 10:05 Hallmark's leading line of fart cards 10:30 Dev's Ted Lasso Bromance is ensured 11:05 The disappointment is brewing 11:35 Kyle's knowledge of golf stores is ... below par 12:16 JOKE TIME!!! 12:51 A submarine disaster! 13:10 Kyle bought him a new car 13:55 "Electrical/Engineering Technician" was the title 14:20 Kyle bought HIM a house 14:28 That jokes sucks... 14:45 People who don't miss $250,000 is who 15:40 We get serious for a little bit 16:10 You've heard of survivor's guilt... try Mother's guilt. No good 16:40 13 successful trips with the 14th being the last 17:10 Losing comms doesn't farfetched 17:46 Dev hates Kyle 18:00 We're electing President based on how many times you've gone down 18:25 The Throat Goat, Nancy Reagan 18:56 This isn't a podcast, but it is podcastic activity 19:20 Taco Potentialities abound 20:15 Now it is Dev's turn to go down 20:45 Kum & Go (not a sponsorship) 21:25 Dev's only in & out 22:05 Like a Twilight Zone episode... 22:25 The power actually came through the same wires as before 22:48 FACEBOOK DURING A POWER OUTAGE!!!! 23:20 Dev asked... but doesn't say he was allowed in? 23:40 Neighborhood opinions... my favorite 24:06 Nextdoor can fuck off 24:35 Dev says all-inclusive, but I bet it is exclusive... 25:35 Discussions of civil engineering captivate us all 27:00 Sunk so deep, you'd just be standing on rock 27:16 Physics is a main reason for a lot of things 27:25 Physics and Racism :vomit emoji: 28:21 Lasering and waxing are different 28:40 https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-an-esthetician-15764 28:50 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anaesthetician 29:00 A Laser Hair Removal Technician (they should invent a new word for themselves) 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8 30:00 An entire situation that Zoomers can't comprehend 30:45 Fill ins were invented by Myspace 31:00 KEN JENNINGS!!!!! 31:40 Dev admits he has no idea how to Google 32:00 Peter Jennings 32:45 WHO IS KEN JENNINGS!!! 33:05 Dev goes insane 33:35 Kyle quizzes Dev on American Civics 33:55 31st President Ken Nissan 34:35 American President DEATH SPREE after 1980 34:48 Dev & Kyle both forget Nixon 35:00 Would four qualify as Lots, Dev? 35:21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford#:~:text=When%20Nixon%20resigned%20on%20August,presidency%20or%20the%20vice%20presidency 35:47 We forget because he was the 2nd VP to resign 36:15 Jimmy Carter is a good person 36:25 Another 99 years for Jimmy and 100 years for Dev & Kyle 37:00 Kyle did not send Dev dead people 37:40 People coming back from the dead like some kind of reverse Pandemic 38:05 The disease that specifically doesn't kill you 38:30 Dev is constantly confused by that fact 39:00 Even on the event of the death of Grandma, Dev wants to prove to doctors that he's right 39:40 What a reveal! 39:50 Imagine you woke up at your funeral and everyone booed? 40:21 Invented by the railway man to keep your money 40:50 Dev really loves Kentucky basketball 41:15 https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab 41:50 Dev now has plans for retirement 42:15 Elevenlabs does not sponsor this show 42:45 the voice cloning tool has a MAXIMUM 43:05 Starting today, stop trusting the internet 43:40 Finally a night record 44:15 There is no cow feces in either beer 44:40 Double IPAs for sure are hard hop ales 45:12 Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 46:35 JOKE TIME!!!! 47:02 BREAKING NEWS! Joey won! 47:46 Headlocks & Hotdogs, this fall on Food Network! 48:25 An actual athelete 48:55 2023, worst year in a long time 49:15 https://www.si.com/sports-illustrated/2023/06/30/what-joey-chestnut-wants-daily-cover June 30, ...
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse June 11th, 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse June 11th, 2023
    Jun 11 2023
    Welcome to the June 11th, 2023 episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the world's most expensive scuba mask, disgusting topics related to body matter, six legged frogs, Netflix's mind control, the unluckiest ship in the Navy and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:30 Today's earworm 00:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U 01:15 That Elvis song they covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo 01:25 Kyle's mental gymnastics 01:40 BTS, in full Bangtan Sonyeondan (Korean: “Bulletproof Boy Scouts”) 02:10 Yeah, Kyle had never heard this one. It actually slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMweEpGlu_U 02:25 Welcome to Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:45 One year anniversary special coming up 03:29 CONGRATULATIONS! 03:42 Who needs podcasting anyway? 04:15 Thanks for barely listening! 05:50 Calling all Dinosaur Asshole Scientists 06:25 There's no Kanye West on this podcast 07:10 Pedal powered wheelchair 07:45 Dev doth protest too much 09:20 Dev's a fan of night records 10:00 Grateful Dead - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222886/grateful-dead-cocktail/ 10:30 Doesn't mention the gingerbeer, that was Kyle's add-on to make it palatable 12:45 Sweet, sour, salty, bitter, umami 12:59 They are just the flavors we had taste buds for 13:15 Umami's so weak, you needed MSG 13:40 Dev's knee jerk reaction is to correct Kyle, regardless 14:00 Tasteless AND Mediocre 14:30 OW! I just spilled hot coffee on my hand. Not during the show, right now while writing these. If you're reading along, email us @ devnkylesta@gmail.com (I'm okay btw) 14:57 https://www.apple.com/apple-vision-pro/ 15:30 Stare into daddy's dead eyes, children 16:50 https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/1665919835853979649 17:15 Mah mah mah mAH PERSONA!!! 17:45 If you're moving, I'm moving 18:15 The visual representation of your excess will be implied 19:10 HI MAMA DEV! 20:10 It was the Samsung Gear 20:40 Watch Honey I shrunk the kids that way was very meta 21:15 "You have all of human knowledge ON YOUR FACE!" 21:45 Not exploding is a hope for all our consumer gear 23:20 The famous Apple Brothers 23:45 The internet says you can plug into the wall 24:05 Pop your eyes right out of your skull 24:30 https://apnews.com/article/science-poland-wildlife-cats-birds-b942a55135832d085375de73c9cc2e23 25:30 We can all hope that July will be here someday 25:55 I guess it isn't "eliminate them" but it is "limit them" 27:00 You know how cat people can be 27:15 They're the same as dog people 27:30 Come at us, lizard people 27:55 You can put fuck on netflix 28:20 Netflix's mind control 28:40 Seriously, why did they need the k? 29:05 They grab on with NUPTUAL PADS! 29:30 Six legged frog! 30:10 In which Kyle attempts to extract the story 30:30 Ejector STORY! 31:35 Parenting in the 21st century 31:50 Dev continues to placate the boomers 32:40 Kyle likes a TP-Link 33:10 Dev reveals he's a luddite 33:30 In which someone figures out how to get Dec to not be their friend 34:45 "Unplug her, hide her, and then get her back out" 35:35 Didn't find Jesus, just a life partner 36:01 What a classy gentleman 36:30 Jealousy is the green eyed monster 36:55 It gets better.... 37:40 Kyle's teenage boys have checked... 38:30 Nickelback and Imagine Dragons. CANCEL HIM! 39:15 Dev has already been flagged by the FBI 39:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com please actually email us 39:55 Thanks for the email, Heather 40:15 Back to being a food podcast 40:55 "I guess it isn't bad"???? Welcome to "Kyle Starts the Apocalypse" 41:25 https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/25/dunkin-will-drop-donuts-from-its-logo-after-successful-test.html 41:50 Dunkin wasn't in California until 2015 42:15 Perfect California accents 42:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 42:45 We'll see if you email us... 43:20 You know who you are 43:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_baseball_(metaphor) 43:55 Gimme Shelter! 44:25 Dev & Kyle Expand your Horizons 45:25 https://sprat.in/fifteen-percent-of-the-air-you-breathe-in-a-metro-station-is-human-skin 45:40 Skin? That's WORSE THAN FARTS! 46:45 https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-found-sweet-way-measure-pee-pools-180963124 47:00 Oh GROSS. Dev is right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S32y9aYEzzo 47:25 Chlorinated baths is how you REALLY get clean 47:42 It was 20 gallons in 220,000 gallons in the article 48:15 Apparently it is yellow laser beam targetted 48:40 Kyle always has one card to play 49:01 Blendjet 2 https://zen.ai/devandkyle 52:17 promo code DEVANDKYLE 53:15 Suburban camo, amirite? 54:00 Here's the joke 54:30 Kyle is actually sorry this time 55:20 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_William_D._Porter_(DD-579) 55:35 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tehran_Conference 01:02:25 Dreaming about wearing a non-waterproof scuba mask while watching ...
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse May 28th 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse May 28th 2023
    May 28 2023
    Welcome to this long (for Americans at least) weekend edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the jobs that ChatGPT is coming for (Not Dev's, he's safe), the overlap of sports and municipal politics (riveting), the relative value of inventing new crimes vs performing old crimes with 1000 other perpetrators, Dev's annual trip to the Kentucky Derby, nickels vs rocks and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Ready to shop better hydration? use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order from liquidiv.com 00:00:21 Dev's back! 00:01:10 The difference between Dev & GPT is the intelligence 00:01:45 Life is like chasing a snake with an asphalt machine 00:02:10 Kyle doesn't golf but he doesn't HATE golf 00:02:40 Not actually Mark Twain 00:03:00 Golf: Hit the ball as far as you can and if you find the ball the same day, you win 00:03:25 Kyle doesn't pay attention 00:03:50 Hockey is for everyone WITH A JACKET 00:04:10 Arizona, the Florida of the southwest 00:04:30 Best possible deal with a guy who got kicked out of his last arena 00:05:00 It is just compensation, completely above board. That's why it isn't bribery 00:05:30 Come check out my box 00:05:40 FOX Corporation is what Kyle means 00:06:52 That's a lot of power, Bob 00:07:25 12F is the answer. https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/phoenix/lowest-temperatures 00:08:15 Bellevue is definitely building Skynet 00:08:30 Dev is just jealous of the robots coming for his job 00:09:48 Fucking Sky Net.... 00:10:00 wait... what now? 00:10:15 Wait, did Dev say Kyle's job is to steamroll 00:11:21 OBS recorder & chat.openai.com & Talk-to-ChatGPT https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/talk-to-chatgpt/hodadfhfagpiemkeoliaelelfbboamlk 00:11:55 devnkylesta@gmail.com 00:12:10 We're talking AI applications for people to rein in this show 00:12:30 Hey BOB 00:12:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_penguin 00:13:15 These are penguins, not rock stars 00:13:35 We keep most of the internet out, intentionally 00:14:30 Some chairs are for outside and some chairs are for inside. Kyle doesn't make the rules 00:15:15 You know who else was resourceful and yet unprepared? MacGuyver 00:15:40 There are two categories of things in a hotel room: Things you can take and things you can't 00:16:10 If you work in a hotel, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com and tell us if anyone ever took the chair 00:16:30 Confidence goes a long way... like this show 00:17:15 Steal a chair? That's just recline-ulous! I'm seat-ainly innocent! 00:18:20 Venn diagram of motels that provide chairs but don't provide AC is probably small 00:19:00 Get ready for Dev's ChatGPT impression... 00:20:05 Kentucky people are last on the bourbon distributor list of people to please 00:20:35 In which Dev has a problem with Supply side economics 00:21:25 In which Kyle just reminisces about bourbons he's had 00:22:00 https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/transfusion-drink 00:22:45 Instead of waiting for wine, just add vodka 00:23:25 Vodka is the only thing that markets that the best kind is utterly tasteless 00:24:00 Transfusion boomerang 00:24:30 You can survive any amount of booze if you drink it slow enough 00:25:30 Cinco De Mayo was on May 5th, 2018 and will not again until 2029 00:26:30 Kyle learned about Thurby on this show last year 00:27:00 That isn't actually why he couldn't be on the show 00:27:30 If you don't invent a new crime, just have 30 people do the same crime as you at the same time 00:27:55 Cracking the tops and bam bam bam! 00:28:15 Just put the alcohol directly into my mouth 00:28:30 Keys in the bowl is a reference to tipping with your wife, kids 00:29:15 Nomihodai (all you can drink) with Teishoku (fixed menu) or Nomihodai & Tabehodai (all you eat) 00:30:00 Americans are a special breed 00:31:00 Love you, Australians 00:32:20 I promise you the service will be good enough to keep your drink full 00:35:15 Dev broke his promise to Kyle. We still have day jobs 00:35:45 Gotta talk to Dev before Thurby or wait until after May 15th 00:36:50 Race horses retire from running to go fucking 00:38:50 This is shockingly accurate math from Kyle after two bourbons 00:39:25 Kyle enables Dev. That's the entire genesis of this show 00:40:15 Doubts to Dollars - The Dev Story 00:40:55 https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-3 00:41:10 England just has five pees 00:42:11 How do you even know what nickel looks like? 00:42:30 54 metric tonnes is 0.14% of the world supply but 2% of a years's worth of nickel mining 00:44:10 Kyle is WILDLY wrong. 56 metric tonnes of the good rock is $35,000 00:44:40 LLMs offer non-deterministic responses trained on human feedback, however mathematics is by definition deterministic (same answer every time) 00:46:10 Especially if you are Dev's children or Kyle's children 00:47:05 Chefs ...
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  • Dev & Kyle & ChatGPT Start The Apocalypse - May 14th 2023

    Dev & Kyle & ChatGPT Start The Apocalypse - May 14th 2023
    May 14 2023

    Dev was out of pocket this week so we brought in a guest host. No person was willing to put up with Kyle however so that guest host is ChatGPT! Listen along as Kyle & ChatGPT discuss AI capabilities, fact checking stories from previous episodes, crazy science facts, Kyle gets ChatGPT to say the quiet part out loud and much MUCH MORE! Ready to shop better hydration, use my special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order.
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  • Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse April 30th, 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse April 30th, 2023
    Apr 30 2023
    Welcome BACK! Our long international nightmare is over. Join Dev & Kyle for this week's EXTINCTION episode covering phone books, social security, 24 hours cable news hosts, 30ft Sea Cows, bananas, the meager social competency of humanity and much MUCH more on this week's SPONSORED episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Check out liquidiv.com and use promo code DEVANDKYLE to save 20% on your entire order 00:20 VACATION IS OVER! 00:30 Celebrating the firing of our competitors 01:21 and that's a promise! 01:35 Look inside yourself 01:55 Dev fires another shot across the bow 02:12 A story about crank calling 02:30 a story from 1991 to 1997 03:00 Phone books are extinct 03:20 Keep it secret, Keep it safe! 03:45 That's not the only thing that the phone does that is illegal for me to do 04:45 What was the actual purpose of the white pages? 05:15 People don't know their own numbers today is way more popular 06:00 Grade 2 tests were really hard 06:30 Country bumpkin kids are not expected to own a computer 07:10 Support the nuclear family by enforcing landline requirements 07:30 a phone number is MEANT to be shared 07:50 Go watch V, kids 08:10 Sayonara Social Safety Net 08:33 a story of medical professionals disagreeing 08:45 imagine a DMV footprinting though 09:30 Dev makes it gross 09:45 Our audience is not the problem, our hosts are the problem 10:35 His connection to the world was disrupted 11:15 Someone should teach Kyle how to tell a story 11:45 Rulers don't save lives 12:30 I still think they just eyeball it, Dev 12:45 If you're a nurse, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com 13:30 https://www.thisoldhouse.com/ For our youngest Apocalyptos 14:07 Nurse departmental infighting is weird 14:40 Trigger warning! 15:00 Let's not disparage Kool-Aid 15:15 Kyle's culinary insights 15:30 The theme of the show comes together 15:45 Dev & Kyle both eat. Keep listening to find out what else they have in common 16:05 Brussel sprouts are not extinct 16:48 https://www.wytv.com/news/daybreak/brussel-sprouts-have-been-altered-to-taste-better 17:10 Magnets, how do they work 17:32 Polarizing jokes are our specialty 17:50 Kyle's google habits revealed 18:15 Kyle is the Google of this show 19:55 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana 20:05 The Big Mike actually, Apocalyptos 20:15 if you know how to show us how to pronounce it, email us devnkyle@gmail.com 21:16 This story is still true for Michaels 21:30 Not completely extinct but they stopped it, but actually the 1950s 21:45 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31135/how-did-slipping-banana-peel-become-comedy-staple 22:45 We still could have this banana 23:30 HOLY SHIT DEV IS RIGHT!!! 23:50 https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/ 24:15 Dev's dream is now discovered to bring back a thing that isn't gone 24:54 Wooly Mammoth Meatballs 25:40 https://www.businessinsider.com/mammoth-meatball-cultivated-meat-company-mammoth-dna-2023-3 26:00 https://news.mit.edu/2017/engineers-create-nanobionic-plants-that-glow-1213 26:20 Allergies are a little out of control 27:10 Doctor Dev approves 28:05 imagine dedicating your life to something and not using it... 28:15 Vegetarian scientists out here trying to create a loophole and not use it? 29:05 SOMEBODY actually tasted it, you KNOW it 29:30 https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/04/pleistoseacow/522831/ 30:40 Sailors hunted Dodos to extinctions 31:00 The last person to spot a dodo, an English sailor named Benjamin Harry, called its flesh "very hard." 31:20 The Dutch word for dodo was walghvodel, or “disgusting bird." 31:30 Just find a dumb bird and eat it out of spite... actually - that's not a bad plan 32:15 Try to keep track of how many bells are in this story... 32:35 Dev's roundabout origin story for the Morlocks and the Eloi 33:50 A customer so dumb, she stuns the employee 34:25 If you're curious, yes, she had a Karen haircut 36:00 Imagine your super power is talking to people until they can't mentally function 36:45 Being so confident in your convenience running the world... 37:40 The alternative to corporate malfeasance is WORSE 38:00 "There is NO WAY someone is that stupid" 38:30 Doordash and Enterprise, unified by having people 39:14 Actually Episode 3, The Incredibles 39:30 "No, I didn't talk to anyone" 40:00 Parking lots, the great car exchange 40:20 Dev's out here making stereotypes 41:00 Kyle provides group therapy for stupid people 42:35 Just assume that things are going to be done for you without asking 42:50 Kyle doesn't make documentaries, he makes jokes 43:30 Vegas is still gross 44:10 WHAT A MIRACLE!!! 44:58 whatever is in liquid IV is what my body needed 45:45 liquidiv.com/pages/impact 46:00 Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order. 46:50 You need hydration anyway, water you waiting for 47:15 the official joke 47:38 Use those codes fast, they might not ...
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