Wow, Niko Costas... What a man that guy is. Did you know he got trapped in a portapotty and in order to get out he needed to suck a... You know what? I could be bs'ing right now, but who knows... Unless you listen to this episode of Dunce Cap.

Well, well, well... If it isn't LinkedIn's golden pony boy.
In this episode, Richard got Tony so annoyed he cried to his mommy about us.
Probably because he still sleeps in a little boy's bed.

Once, I stubbed my toe so hard I sh*rted myself.
Oh, you were expecting an actual description? Sure, so after stubbing my toe on a Lego version of the Great Wall of China, I shouted so hard it forced a fart out of me, or so I thought. Then I felt it running down my leg... Was this the description you needed?

Oh you want to know what this episode is about. You want me to tickle your brain with the marketing description of my podcast. That would make sense, wouldn't it. Too bad. Instead let me describe my latest bowel movement. Wet and stingy. Enjoy the episode.

Oh did you want to read the description so you can see if you want to watch it or not. Oh wow. Big man. Judging a puppet on his first podcast. You know what. Don't listen to it. I don't need your approval. Suck my big felt balls you f**k.

Jack said he'd kill my wife if I didn't put his website here.
https://jabronicapital.com/