FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

By: Roman Kemp & Martin Kemp
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  • Join Martin and Roman Kemp every week as Roman sets out on a mission (before Martin's time runs out!) to capture the father-son relationship, deep conversations and the banter they share on a daily basis. The questions Roman seeks answers to are: Will Martin's name grace the news headlines when he dies? Will he be featured in a prestigious BAFTA ceremony or immortalised in an NTA montage? And perhaps most crucially, what song does Martin want to go out on at his funeral? Each episode will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions with moments of reflection, life lessons and laugh-out-loud moments that will keep you coming back every week. Email us at ffs@insanity.com! Listen by clicking 'Play' on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever it is you're listening now. Make sure to Subscribe or Follow, Rate and Review to help others find the podcast. FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp, this has been an Insanity Studios production.
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  • Shirlie's Unique Funeral Wishes & Life Reflections

    Shirlie's Unique Funeral Wishes & Life Reflections
    Apr 15 2025
    Welcome to the second episode of the cruise specials, and guess what? We still haven’t been thrown overboard yet! Plus, the wonderful Shirlie is still here with us, and we’re about to find out her unique funeral wishes.

    Roman dives into Shirlie's preferences and, let’s just say, her ideas are a little more classy than Martin’s. Speaking of Martin, we also explore how he would do in Strictly … SPOILER ALERT: it’s not looking great!

    As the episode unfolds, Martin, Roman, and Shirlie share memories from their unforgettable Norwegian Cruise Line Caribbean adventure. From the crystal-clear waters of St. Thomas to an exhilarating (and challenging) waterfall excursion, the family reflects on their fun-filled trip.

    But the real highlight? Shirlie opening up about her personal funeral wishes, which include a celebration of life with models as pall-bearers, a ceremony filled with flowers and reflective music.

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    42 mins
  • The Kemp Family's Shocking Near-Death Stories & Wild Holiday Adventures!

    The Kemp Family's Shocking Near-Death Stories & Wild Holiday Adventures!
    Apr 8 2025
    Get ready for an unforgettable journey with Martin, Roman and Shirlie as they reveal the wildest, most unbelievable holiday stories in this exclusive episode from a cruise ship for FFS! My Dad is Martin Kemp.

    From their epic Caribbean cruise with Norwegian Cruise Line, to shocking near-death experiences, these stories will leave you speechless … We also learn that Shirlie and donkeys have a special relationship…

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    58 mins
  • Aliens

    Aliens
    Apr 1 2025
    This week, we’re diving into Roman’s absolute favourite topic ... Football! Oh wait … *cough cough* … We mean aliens.

    Was there an extraterrestrial battle over Nuremberg in 1561 and another in Basel in 1566? Is fibre optic broadband actually alien technology? Is Steven Spielberg working on a ‘true story’ about our connection with aliens? And what does Tom DeLonge have to do with all of this?

    Plus, Martin asks the real burning question: Do aliens need windows?

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    55 mins

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Hilarious

Absolutely brilliant!! Great topics and hilarious banter. Need to hear more. Please please make a second series!!!

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Phenomenal

loved everything about this podcast was laughing out loud on the tube , such a natural funny conversation

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Hilarious

asking the important questions whilst having a laugh about it, and in a way that's relatable

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hilarious

these guys are great together. loved all the topics. interesting and don't take themselves too seriously.
highlight was "SCS" which had me crying with laughter because I remember the advert!

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Funny, laugh out loud. Sometimes moving and insightful

Loving it, a definite insight into the Kemp family and the father and son relationship

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Brilliant

So funny and a change from all the other podcasts out there.
Thanks guys x

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outstanding

So great to hear the stories and the banter. Ive not laughed so much in a long time. I cant wait for more.

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Great commentary

Love this pair
Great banter
Lovely people
Great to listen to
Recommended
Looking forward to more
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Real to life discussions you should have with your old man.

Took this set on holiday, belly laughed out loud around the pool. You shudda seen the looks.
It was the “Never gonna dig you up” gag. Ur old man’s still got it Ro 🤪

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Great banter and humour

It’s as if they are including you in the conversation, with natural humour and unscripted banter. Brilliant, I couldn’t stop listening…more…more..more !!

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