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Florida Man Unleashed

Florida Man Unleashed

By: Cloud10
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 Each week, Kenny Porkrind drags you kicking and screaming through the real-life crime sprees, snack-cake standoffs, lawnmower chases, and reptile-related incidents that make Florida the punchline of America. It’s like Dateline, if everyone involved was barefoot, shirtless, and possibly armed with nunchucks. Expect true headlines, zero accountability, and one man’s unfiltered journey into the swamp-brained soul of the Sunshine State.Cloud10 Politics & Government Social Sciences
Episodes
  • “Hash Browns, Support Lizards, and Closet Enlightenment”

    “Hash Browns, Support Lizards, and Closet Enlightenment”
    Jun 26 2025
    This week on Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind serves up a buffet of bad decisions and deep-fried logic: a man steals a truck for Popeyes and tries to justify it with “I was gonna bring it back,” another gets busted smuggling 43 iguanas in his pants and calls them “support lizards,” a full-grown adult in a bunny suit starts a bar fight while claiming he is Easter, and a couple gets trapped in an unlocked closet for two full days because they never tried the doorknob. Four Florida legends. One podcast. Zero functioning brain cells. Subscribe now before someone throws a gator through your window Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    39 mins
  • “Welcome to Florida, Please Duck”

    “Welcome to Florida, Please Duck”
    Jun 17 2025
    In the chaotic debut of Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind covers four real-life disasters: a man launches a live alligator through a Wendy’s window, another tries to steal a jet to Chicago using nothing but confidence and YouTube videos, a shirtless guy knocks himself out with nunchucks in a Burger King bathroom, and a snack-cake-fueled outlaw leads cops on a lawnmower chase straight into a pond. It’s not news. It’s Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    45 mins
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