Functional Chaos Podcast

By: Dev Jade and Kali
  • Summary

  • Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!
    Dev, Jade, and Kali
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  • Ep. 75 Let’s Get Our Botulism/Botanism On | WEEDS
    Sep 30 2024

    Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!!

    This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨

    Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you by the letter W, and presented by the hilarious and fabulous Dev! If you’re new to the chaos, you will soon learn that Dev loves plants of all shapes and sizes and most of all she loves weeds! No not weed, weeds😂. If you have a negati ve view of weeds, like Kali, this episode will widen your thoughts next time you go to weed your flower beds and gardens.

    Hope the rest of your week is incredible!🤭

    🩷🩵💚


    Share Your Stories w/ Us:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep. 74 We Know Nothing | VAMPIRES
    Sep 23 2024

    What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭

    It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!

    Kali gives us a few true crime stories that are known for Vampire-ish things in one way of the other. There is a trigger warning that topics of blood, death, SA, misinformation, and cannibalism. We always want you to put yourself first and understand if you need to sit this episode out! We will be here next week for a new topic just as random.😅🤷‍♀️🖤

    Dev brings stories of vampires from other cultures. Obviously, we know that wikipedia can not be 100% trusted and we pride ourselves of our transparency of how unserious our podcast is✨ and hope you enjoy where we take conversations, even if we sound dumb as a toad🖤🙃. We love to hear any corrections and do better research later because we do like to learn on our free time and can do better next time.

    Have an incredible rest of your Chaotic Week Besties!✨

    🩷🩵💚


    Share Your Stories w/ Us:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Ep. 73 A Butt Period | UBER STORIES
    Sep 16 2024

    Welcome back to a new week of chaos!

    BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast!

    It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber stories off of our favorite forum site, Reddit! Some are hilarious, some are horrifying, got some short and long, and all others in between.

    If you have any stories you wanna share about experiences with Uber/Lyft/Cab services and we’ll share yours, next time we talk about Uber Stories🤭🤷‍♀️! The link to share your stories is listed below! We wanna hear ‘em besties🖤!

    Have an amazing chaotic week babes!✨

    🩷🩵💚


    Share Your Stories w/ Us:

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform


    Don't forget to check out our new Merch!

    https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com


    Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!

    Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast

    TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast

    Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu


    Thanks for Listening & Watching!

    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

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    48 mins

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