Episodes

  • Ep. 165: I Fear Drama Might Be Abound ('24–'25 NBA Drama Draft!)
    Oct 22 2024
    Full Court Press: NBA Preseason Beefs & WNBA Finals Drama The Annual NBA Drama Draft: Breaking Down The Most Dramatic Storylines For The Upcoming NBA Season And Also: Eating Crow, Noobs, Lover’s Quarrel, Stank Face, Weird Burblings, Peak Kawhi, Little Brother Syndrome, Little Tiny Cry Baby, Bright Skinned, What A Pro Wants, Flipperoo, Weird Spice, 4% Alcohol Beer, Horse Noises, Uh Uh Young Blood Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Ep. 164: Ping Pong Balls All Over His Unitard
    Oct 9 2024
    Full Court Press: RIP Dikembe 💔, ESPN Fires Zach Lowe, KAT To The Knicks, WNBA Playoffs Update A HORSE Special: Drafting The NBA City Edition Jerseys And Also: Ellie The Elephant, The Beacon Theatre, AI-dam, Bangalangalang, Broken Faces, The Big Purr, Cheeky Bullsh*t, Full Fiesta, Girlfriend Soft Launch, Simon Says, Don’t Wake Daddy, HerringBONE, ITYSL, Gerrymandering Jerseys, Swoop Neck Vs Scoop Neck, Non-Inclusive Jerseys, Taste THE Rainbow, Word Art, 50 Shades Of Gray, Pizzazz, Brita Ads, Zoom People Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Ep. 163: The Goal Is To Live In The Gift (w/ Langston Kerman)
    Sep 24 2024
    Full Court Press: Woj Retires, New WNBA Team, WNBA Playoffs, A’ja Gets To 1000 An Interview With: Comedian/Actor/Writer/Podcaster/Hooper Langston Kerman And Also: Lady Blazers, Self Woj Bomb, Alcoholic Bikers, Laced Popcorn, She’s All That, Courtside Adjacent, Pee Pee Jokes, Dawson’s Creek Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • Ep. 162: A Bear Falling Down The Stairs (w/ Joel Walkowski)
    Sep 10 2024
    Full Court Press: WNBA Updates, Steph’s Extension And LeBron (Dad) James An Interview With: NYC Comedy Basketball Czar Joel Walkowski And Also: Gold Plated Plastic, Temu/AliExpress, Shirseys, Atlanta Bagels, Dem Franchize Boyz, The Smallkowski, Lori Loughlin, Draymond Greenpoint, Sick Bits Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    57 mins
  • Ep. 161: Make Them Sacré Bleu All Over The Place
    Aug 28 2024
    Full Court Press: Olympics Recap And Noah Lyles Drama That Actually Happened: A Deep Dive On The Basketball Africa League 3-on-3: Steph Curry’s 3 Most Clutch And 3 Most Absurd Plays And Also: Cold Dribbler, Astronomically Huge, Axe Body Spray, Slavic Braggadocious, The Transitive Property Of HORSE, The Devil Steph Curry, Double Bang, The Bernie, NO NO NO YES Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Ep. 160: The Athletic Cummerbund
    Aug 14 2024
    Full Court Press: Olympic Updates/Predictions And The NBA Leaves TNT 💔 3-on-3: The Three Biggest Blowouts In USA Olympic Basketball History That Actually Happened: That Time Schubes Was On An Elevator With Tobias Harris And Also: Travel Day Shenanigans, Purgatory, Centaur Of Shows, Diana Ditch, Athletic Cummerbund, Hydra, Old School Camcorders, Cardboard Beds, Stephen Pommel Horse Guy, Pole Vault Penis Man, BarTHelona, Scaffolding, Goldmember Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Ep. 159: Sports Balls, Not Balls Balls (w/ Kyle Bandujo)
    Jul 29 2024
    Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend Recap, Olympics Preview An Interview With: Host of Big Screen Sports/Author of Movies With Balls, Kyle Bandujo And Also: Magical Mamawala World, Microsoft Explosion Day, Papyrus Font, Waffle House, Stanley Kubrick, Matt Damon With A Belly, Door Stoppers, White Elephant Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Ep. 158: Sometimes Your Grass Is Brown
    Jul 17 2024
    Full Court Press: Olympic Team Drama, NBA Free Agency, and the Drake/Kendrick Beef NBA Drama Draft Revisited: How Did We Do? And Also: Namist, Marcus Genius, What A Pro Wants Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online - website: horsehoops.com - patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops - twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops - instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops - facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About Us On HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins