It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 60 – “I’m Not an Employee, I’m Just Old and Angry”
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It's Embert - Season 4, Episode 60 – “I’m Not an Employee, I’m Just Old and Angry”
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Season 4, Episode 60 – “I’m Not an Employee, I’m Just Old and Angry”
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Embert’s blood pressure spikes as he rails against the tyranny of self-checkout lanes.
He didn’t sign up to become a cashier. He just wanted batteries—and maybe a little respect.
In this firecracker episode:
The indignity of being your own bag boy
The myth of “efficiency”
Glitches, freezes, and false accusations
And why self-checkout might just be retail’s final insult
If you’ve ever muttered “unexpected item in bagging area” in your sleep, this one’s for you.
New episodes drop regularly, or whenever Embert finishes trying to scan a can of beans for the fifth time.
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