Meliss sings her anger in a Shirley Temple voice, uniting each other at comedy shows, the dislike for Little Foot, and how she wishes she had a wizard beard to hide her wrinkles.

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Meliss laughs about her song "Pockets," talks about her special birthday, and reads her newsletter from her Puerto Rico trip.

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Meliss laughs about a pancake story, the marathon tee shirt, what she's gonna be for Halloween and the days when you wake up knowing you're cool.

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Meliss laughs at her barf while driving, saving dumb 2 dollar bills, and using exclamation points in emails and texts!

Meliss laughs and shares a gross new song she wrote called "Monster Couple," throwing away an old undie, honey, and more Mean Meliss.

Meliss laughs about trying power-wash in real life, walking like a zombie during Covid, and the new beautiful iPhone ringtones!

Meliss laughs about being humbled hearing her voice echo on a phone call, how she leaves the new stickers on items she owns, and how she eats a burger.

Meliss laughs at all her exposed wires, the air conditioning nipples on planes, and wonders why beans pop in the microwave!