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Movie Wars

Movie Wars

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A panel of stand-up comedians blends humor with deep film analysis, using their unique ‘War Card’ system to grade movies across key categories. Each episode delivers thoughtful insights and spirited debate, offering a fresh, comedic take on film critique. New episode every Tuesday!Copyright 2025 2-Vices Media Art Politics & Government
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  • 300 With James Holiday
    Jun 10 2025

    🎙️ Sparta, Abs, and HBO-Caliber Sass: Comedian James Holiday Joins the War on “300”

    Nashville comedy phenom James Holiday drops into the Movie Wars arena to help us tackle one of the most quotable and visually iconic films of the 2000s—300. From the slow-mo spear throws to Xerxes’ glistening body oil, we cover it all.


    We break down Zack Snyder’s graphic novel fever dream: the shredded Spartans, the era-defining style, and how 300 became a cultural touchstone for dudes who discovered spray-tan abs. James brings both heart and hilarity, sharing insights from the stage, the makeup chair, and the back alleys of East Nashville.


    We also dig into the historical controversy behind the Battle of Thermopylae, the film’s depiction of the Persians, and how Lena Headey’s Game-of-Thrones-caliber performance brought true grit to an otherwise testosterone-fueled bloodbath.


    Plus:

    • Gerard Butler's failed audition and how he still landed Leonidas with one phone call
    • The surprising biblical connection to Xerxes
    • The moment Comic-Con was overtaken by spray-tanned Spartans
    • And yes, a full breakdown of betrayal coins, ab chiseling, and the rise of post-300 alpha influencer culture

    ⚔️ This episode is a full send into stylized violence, historical legend, and what happens when a movie is so brolic it becomes a personality type.


    • 🎧 Subscribe now. Share with your gym bros, comic nerds, and that guy who never stopped quoting 300 in 2007.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Nick Swardson Drops By to Talk Happy Gilmore 2, Blades of Glory, and Reviving R-Rated Comedies
    Jun 3 2025

    Nick Swardson on the Revival of Rated-R Comedy, Happy Gilmore 2, and Blades of Glory

    This week, comedy legend Nick Swardson joins us for one of the most fun, candid, and wide-ranging conversations we’ve ever had. From behind-the-scenes stories on Blades of Glory to joining the legacy of Happy Gilmore 2, Nick shares his mission to bring back the loud, unapologetic energy of Rated-R comedy.

    We get into his 30-year stand-up career, his start writing and starring in Grandma’s Boy, and his long-running creative partnership with Adam Sandler. He breaks down why R-rated comedies always seem to vanish, only to come roaring back, and why he’s determined to help spark the next big wave.


    You’ll also hear wild stories involving Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Paris Hilton, and even Tom Cruise playing hockey at Sandler’s holiday party. It’s Nick Swardson unfiltered—and absolutely hilarious.


    🎤 About Nick Swardson


    Nick Swardson is a veteran stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer with deep roots in modern comedy. Hailing from Minneapolis, he got his big break writing and starring in Malibu's Most Wanted and Grandma’s Boy, becoming a key member of Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison crew. He’s appeared in a long list of comedy classics including Benchwarmers, Click, Just Go With It, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, and voiced characters in Hell and Back and Star vs. the Forces of Evil. Nick’s stand-up specials—Taste It, Seriously, Who Farted?, and Make Joke From Face—are cult favorites, and his upcoming special Toilet Head was filmed at the iconic First Avenue club in Minneapolis. Nick continues to write and produce original R-rated comedies aimed at reigniting the genre—and he’s not slowing down anytime soon.

    🎯 Takeaways from this episode:


    • Nick opens up about joining Happy Gilmore 2 and what it means to be part of Sandler’s legacy.
    • He walks us through the writing of new original comedies that tap into the spirit of Road House and Sons of Anarchy—but with laughs.
    • He shares what made Blades of Glory so special, including almost replacing Jon Heder mid-shoot.
    • We talk about the cultural importance of R-rated comedies—and why we need them now more than ever.
    • Nick gives a rare glimpse into his behind-the-scenes role as a creative producer, punching up scripts and feeding lines on set.
    • 📣 Reminder: If you love comedies, support them in theaters. That’s how we keep movies like Grandma’s Boy, Bucky Larson, and Your Highness alive.

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    53 mins
  • Speed Racer with Will Abeles
    May 27 2025

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    🎙️ Speed Racer: The Cult Classic That Was Too Ahead of Its Time (ft. Will Abeles)


    Start your engines—because this episode is pure candy-colored chaos. Touring comedian Will Abeles joins us as Seth defends one of the most misunderstood movies of the 2000s: Speed Racer. That’s right—Seth’s calling it his third favorite movie of all time, and he’s ready to die on that rainbow-striped hill.

    We dig into the Wachowskis’ wildly ambitious adaptation, from its unapologetically cartoony VFX (2,000+ shots!) to the way it wears its anime roots on its sleeve. This episode covers everything: John Goodman going full WWE dad, the monkey that tried to maul Christina Ricci, and why modern anime adaptations—especially Netflix’s—keep failing in comparison.


    And yeah… we also talk about lost boobs, dad arrests, and why John Goodman might secretly be one of the greatest actors of our time.


    📝 Show Notes:


    00:00 – Will Abeles returns: from Collateral to Chim Chim


    04:30 – Seth makes the case: Speed Racer is a top 3 movie


    07:50 – Why the Wachowskis were way ahead of their time


    12:10 – How the film nails the anime-to-live-action formula


    15:20 – The monkey that terrorized Christina Ricci on set


    18:00 – The 2,000+ VFX shots and real-time editing chaos


    21:30 – John Goodman, ninja-tossing, and unexpected emotional range


    25:10 – Roger Allam’s villain Royalton: the capitalist king we hate to love


    27:00 – Why Netflix anime reboots fail where Speed Racer succeeded


    30:00 – Musical rants, dad horror stories & Arkansas drug busts

    💥 Key Takeaways:




    • Seth argues that Speed Racer is a visionary masterpiece that critics and audiences just weren’t ready for in 2008.



    • The Wachowskis committed hard to an anime-faithful style—vivid colors, cartoony edits, and surreal VFX—with zero compromise.



    • Behind the scenes, the cast got physically wrecked: vomit, bruises, and a monkey nearly detaching Ricci’s chest.



    • John Goodman’s performance blends cartoon absurdity with heartfelt family drama—and somehow, it works.



    • Netflix’s adaptation pipeline could learn a thing or two from Speed Racer’s focused, fan-driven execution.



    • The film holds emotional weight beneath the spectacle, exploring family, competition, and identity in ways few adaptations even attempt.




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    1 hr and 13 mins
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