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No Elves Allowed
Dec 24 2021
Length: 9 mins
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No Elves Allowed

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Do you often feel pressure around the holidays to do all the things, even the ones that don't bring you joy? Will you child grow up to be a well-adjusted adult if you don't have an elf-on-the-shelf? I hope so, otherwise my kids are in trouble.

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