Get ready for another wild ride of Old News Nonsense Vol. 7, where we explore some of the quirkiest, funniest, and downright bizarre news clippings from the past! First up, we meet the newly crowned Corn Queen, Kathy Studinski, who ruled over the Loyal Corn Festival with tractor pulls and parades. But things take a strange turn when we uncover the story of a 15-year-old girl who drove seven people insane with her Ouija board seances—seriously spooky stuff!

As if that wasn’t enough, we dive into a handbook of excuses for being late to work (because who doesn't need some creative inspiration there?). Then, we shift to an unexpected beach showdown, where two dolphins take on a shark in a fight for the ages—spoiler alert: the dolphins win! Oh, and New York was saved by none other than Sally Rand, who put on some pants to spare the city’s moral fabric.

But it doesn’t stop there. We also have a story about a cat named Prune destined to be the father of a new breed of hairless cats, a "witch woman" terrorizing children, and the epic frog-jumping contest where a frog named Godzilla hops to fame. It’s the kind of old news you won’t believe, but you’ll love hearing about!

Join us for this volume of Old News Nonsense, where history is stranger, funnier, and more entertaining than you ever imagined! This isn't the history taught in school—but it’s the kind you won’t want to miss!

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