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Katie and Bridget fight off aliens in Vegas as they re-watch the movie: Mars Attacks! It's a weird story all about how... Well... Mars attacks! Come along as we meet a ridiculously loaded cast of characters (that we just can't name all here because it would the length of a novel) who experience an alien invasion for the books. While first thought to be peaceful because of some dipshit's weird translating device (seriously who invented that!?), the aliens quickly make it known that they are really just here to kill everyone and cause chaos. But don't worry, it's not tanks that stop them... Or the military... Or even nukes... It's actually just a senile grandma and her yodeling album! We said it before and we'll say it again: THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD! Released in 1996, it was directed by Tim Burton and was based off of the trading card series of the same name from the 60's.

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Katie and Bridget log onto AOL as they re-watch the 90's rom-com: You've Got Mail! Just when you thought that AshleyMadison was bad, we're reminded of how people were electronically cheating in their relationships well beforehand! Come along as we meet Kathleen Kelly, a woman who owns her dead mother's bookstore, a brownstone (somehow), and has a boyfriend who is really gonna love Twitter one day. Her world gets rocked when Joe Fox, a multimillionaire, decides to open up a mega bookstore across the street from her shop. What the two don't know is that they've been AOL emailing and falling for each other this entire time. That would be cute if it ended there wouldn't it? WRONG! Joe forces Kathleen's store to go out of business, everybody breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend, and Joe realizes he's been emailing Kathleen - keeps it a secret from her - and then does psychological warfare to force her to hang out with him/start to like him AND SOMEHOW IT WORKS! ...We know. It sounds like a horror movie. But nope! It's a rom-com! Yay! Released in 1998, it stars Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Steve Zahn,
Heather Burns, and Dave Chappelle.

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Katie and Bridget go to the Coco Bongo Club as they re-watch a very nostalgic movie: The Mask! Come along to Edge City (DON'T WORRY THIS MOVIE IS RATED PG!) where we meet Stanley Ipkiss, a grown man with stable income, a loving dog, and nice housing who is considered a "loser" because he "can't get a date"... Yup, what a loser! When he finds a mask floating in the city's toxic river he puts it on only to then transform into a chaotic cartoon character of a horny man. You thought that was crazy? Don't worry, we've also got the mob in this PG movie! Led by gangster Dorian who's out to rob banks, murder people, and possibly blow up his girlfriend Tina as well as his club (?). When Stanley's shenanigans get him wrapped up in all things felonies, it's up to The Mask (and arguably his dog Milo - who deserves a Dog-Oscar/Doscar) to save the day! Will Stanley be able to avoid jail time and get to make out with Tina? Is he also Cuban Pete, the king of the Rumba Beat!? Where he plays the maracas and goes Chick-Chicky-Boom Chick-Chicky-Boom!?! Released in 1994, it stars Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, and Richard Jeni.