Episodes

  • Words, Whims, and Childhood Tales
    Feb 1 2025

    Our childhood nostalgia takes center stage when we revisit beloved books like "Series of Unfortunate Events" and their various adaptations. We invite you to join our reading adventures while sharing amusing reactions to classic Disney tales and their darker origins. The episode is peppered with anecdotes about TV series like Breaking Bad and Dexter, capturing our engagement with gripping storytelling. We're also excited about our YouTube milestones, teasing an upcoming pot roast recipe video that promises to delight your taste buds.
    Join us as we share the art of balancing life's ups and downs, and remember, a little kindness goes a long way.

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    43 mins
  • Sober Joys, Cash Chats, and Superpowered Connections!!!
    Jan 23 2025

    Kick off 2025 with us on the Green Onions podcast as we embark on a journey of lifestyle transformations over traditional resolutions. Noah shares his refreshing experience of a sober January, finding unexpected happiness in self-care, while we reflect on the personal growth stemming from having my niece move in for college. This year, we're diving into the importance of setting realistic goals for sustainable change and teasing an exciting financial series that promises to empower your wallet. Plus, a thought-provoking reading from "The Daily Stoic" sets the stage for a renewed outlook on personal growth.


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    54 mins
  • Giggles, Gifts, and Pig Stories
    Dec 28 2024

    From childhood memories that taught the Duo the power of words to the whimsical tales of pig pardons in sunny Miami, Common Sense Gurl and Noah cover it all. There's also a hearty discussion on fashion trends and societal norms, sprinkled with anecdotes about our podcasting journey. Whether it's the absurdity of selling bath water or the excitement of launching new podcast features, our camaraderie shines through. The duo wrap up with mutual appreciation for their growth and a promise of exciting new content, leaving you with a grin and anticipation for what's next on the Green Onions Podcast.

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    1 hr
  • Rocky's Philly Adventure and Musical Memories
    Dec 24 2024

    Join Common Sense Gurl and Noah as they navigate the chaotic beauty of holiday traditions, from decoration disasters to thoughtful reflections on life's fragility. With laughter and quirky stories, the hosts explore everything from nostalgic Coke cans to the tale of Wisdom, the world's oldest bird, all while contemplating their journey toward self-improvement and connection.
    • Discussing holiday preparations and decorating chaos
    • Reflecting on nostalgic holiday traditions with Coca-Cola
    • Sharing the significance of ‘reindeer food’
    • Introducing the 'sword of Damocles' and its relevance
    • Delighting in the story of Wisdom, the 74-year-old albatross
    • Unpacking a weird news segment on a Rocky lookalike contest
    • Conversations on parenting and growth as individuals
    • Wrapping up with hopes for 2025 and warm holiday wishes

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Unicorns, Gratitude, and Steaks in Coffee Grounds!!!
    Nov 30 2024

    Ever found yourself caught in an unexpected bathroom encounter or questioning the mystery behind Scotland's national animal? Join us on the Green Onions podcast as we navigate through the quirkiest of life's moments, from the hilarity of internet memes to the surprising culinary trends that have taken over social media. Noah shares the joy of voting for the first time, a milestone that stirs a sense of responsible citizenship and unexpected happiness. Our stories are like a casual chat with friends, filled with laughter, shared experiences, and a dash of introspection as we ponder the balance between common sense and intelligence.


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    1 hr and 15 mins
  • We’re Baaack!!!!
    Oct 27 2024

    Common Sense Gurl and Noah are BAAAACK, Baby!!! They have battled illness, work, family and just adulting. Join this crazy duo as they entertain you with a little humor and just plain old fashion wisdom!

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    48 mins
  • To Do Lists
    Oct 27 2024

    Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back with another episode of light comedy and To Do Lists. Being an adult is hard but join us as we pretend like we have an idea.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Do You Want to Wrestle or Dance?!?!
    Sep 24 2024

    The funny duo, Noah and Common Sense Gurl are back at it. This week the Duo discuss life as a wrestler or dancer. Join the two as they get animated and a little serious.
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    42 mins