Episodes

  • Ep 233: The Judgies Get Recasted

    Ep 233: The Judgies Get Recasted
    Nov 25 2024
    In This Episode: We read about a roommate getting itching powder put in his flashlight, an ex-girlfriend drops an old nickname and nearly ends a marriage, a woman gets accused of being a vampire after getting a message, and a listener tells us about their horror story of going to a Ross Dress for Less. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we asked the listeners who they would have casted as us once we get our inevitable Judgies Movie. Tell us what Celeb would play us!: https://forms.gle/VzqkvQc5Z5fdjKhJ7 Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine Want fun and cool stickers? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Itching Powder https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/1edc2db/i_put_itching_powder_in_my_room_mates_fleshlight/ Getting called Little Sausage https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1d27641/my_wife_is_threatening_to_leave_me_over_my_ex/ Accuse of being a Vampire https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1cr4wzm/am_i_wrong_for_reporting_my_masseuse_after_she/ Time Stamp 0:00 Intro 1:38 Josh Movie review: White Chicks 5:48 Mail Time 8:51 r/confession: put itching powder in roommates flesh light 24:14 r/aitah: My wife is threating to leave me over my ex calling me my little sausage 31:30 CJ: Casting 1:06:06 Listener Sound 1:08:47 Listener Story: I sharted at a Ross Dress for Less 1:16:25 r/amiwrong: Reported my masseuse after she claimed I was vampire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Ep 232: Josh Gets a Lollipop

    Ep 232: Josh Gets a Lollipop
    Nov 18 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a coworker who 'hates men,' a wife potentially cheating with a 17 year old that she coaches, someone who hates their labia, a friend's son who wants some milk, and a listener who wants their parents to divorce. We also go over some listener submitted Tweets That Should Have Banged! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Coworker Hates Men Cheating with a 17 Year Old I Hate My Labia Friend's Son Wants My Milk Time Stamps: 0:00 Erika's Birthday Gifts 7:04 Mail Time 9:52 Coworker Hates Men 20:17 Cheating with a 17 Year Old 34:21 Dave Days Lore 36:38 CJ: LS Tweets That Should Have Banged 50:31 LS Sound 54:44 LS: Parents Divorce? 1:00:55 I Hate My Labia 1:05:09 Friend's Son Wants My Milk 1:12:26 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Ep 231: We get TOO POOlitical

    Ep 231: We get TOO POOlitical
    Nov 11 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a boyfriend that has the craziest thing happen from the altitude difference in Utah, a girlfriend has to come clean about her partner member, house party goes wrong and friend demands OP replaces her throw pillow, a ex-boyfriend and ex-best friend reach out asking a woman to be in their wedding party, and a listener embarrasses themselves at their endoscopy appointment. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we take the Poo-Litical Compass Test. Tell us what Celeb would play us!: https://forms.gle/VzqkvQc5Z5fdjKhJ7 Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine Want fun and cool stickers? www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Altitude Makes BF Gay https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1gdor7n/aita_for_not_believing_my_boyfriend_that_suddenly/ Replaced Pillow with a Thrifted one https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fylhno/aita_for_replacing_my_friends_throw_pillow_with_a/ Ex wants me to be in their Wedding Party https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1fthiy1/my_25f_exboyfriend_27m_left_me_for_my_best_friend/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:08 Josh explains football to Erika 2:46 Mail Time 5:43 A very serious question 9:16 r/aitah: My BF became gay due to altitude difference 17:47 r/trueoffmychest: My bf has a weird member 24:37 r/aita: Replaced throw pillow with a thrifted duplicate 31:30 Return from Break 31:37 CJ: PooLitical CumPiss 57:19 Listener Sound 1:04:18 r/relationship_advice: Ex wants me to be in their wedding party Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • Ep 230: My Crush is Racist

    Ep 230: My Crush is Racist
    Nov 4 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a person who has some mysterious changes to their credit, someone who wanted to let her aunty starve, a crush reveals their racism, a listener who regrets dating a politician, and a person who doesn't want to be called their husband's best friend. We also do a Judgies "Hear Me Out" cake for all you little freaks. This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Visit Chewy.com/Judgies to get great holiday savings and shop our favorites! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Credit Score Aunty Starve -Deleted Exposing Crush Husband's Best Friend Time Stamps: 0:00 Christian's Fire Fit 2:32 Mail Time 8:57 Credit Score 19:02 Letting My Aunty Starve 26:55 Exposing Crush 33:07 Hear Me Out Cake 46:45 Requested Listener CJ 50:21 LS Sounds 56:42 LS Story: Dating a Politician 1:07:36 Husband's Best Friend 1:15:23 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Ep 229: Halloween Power Hour 5

    Ep 229: Halloween Power Hour 5
    Oct 28 2024
    In This Episode: We have friend of the pod Jake back to celebrate Halloween the only way the Judgies know how, a Power Hour and scary stories! We read about a sugar daddy making bizarre requests, a babysitter tells their nightmare of a story, we learn about the Smiling Man, and Erika reads us some of the best Two Sentence horror stories of 2023. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Sugar Daddy https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/diuucz/my_sugar_daddy_asks_me_for_weird_favors/ Babysitting Nightmare https://www.reddit.com/r/shortscarystories/comments/5e5m7i/the_clown_statue/ The Smiling Man https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsNotMeet/comments/rvzaq/the_smiling_man/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Josh's Fire fit 1:45 Intro 10:42 r/nosleep: My sugar daddy asks for weird favors 29:03 r/shortscarystories: Clown Statue 33:49 Josh Dies from Embarrassment 38:47 r/letsnotmeet: The Smiling Man 55:39 r/twosentencehorrorstories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 20 mins
  • Ep 228: ERIKA GETS TARGETED

    Ep 228: ERIKA GETS TARGETED
    Oct 21 2024
    In This Episode: We talk about a lottery winning going WRONG, a boyfriend who wants to break both of his legs, a warning to other stealth girls, a listener whose boyfriend met up with an ex, and someone who thinks it's funny trigger a roommate's Tourette's. We also go over some hypothetical situations in the circle Jurdge! Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Lottery Gone Wrong Boyfriend's Broken Legs DELETED Stealth Girls Be Careful DELETED Triggering Tourette's Time Stamps: 0:00 Movies and Whatnot 4:01 Erika's Therapy 8:26 Mail Time 14:00 Lottery Gone Wrong 23:44 Boyfriend's Broken Legs 36:59 Stealth Girls Be Careful 43:48 CJ: Hypothetical Situations 1:02:24 LS Sound 1:06:00 LS Story: Boyfriend's Meetup With Ex 1:16:44 Triggering Tourette's 1:20:46 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Ep 227: A Fundamental Disunderstanding

    Ep 227: A Fundamental Disunderstanding
    Oct 14 2024
    In This Episode: We have the HOTTEST TAKE in Judgies history, we read about a woman's terrible first date experience, a boyfriend gets mad over using the wrong wine glass, a wife demands her husband to shower at night, a guy gets a married woman pregnant, and a best friend refuses to keep an affair a secret. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Christian brings us some of the funniest jokes he's seen. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link: https://tiltify.com/@judgies-pod/judgies-for-free-palestine www.aurorascreaturecorner.store Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Terrible First Date https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1e8zueo/yesterday_i_had_the_most_horrible_date_of_my_life/ Partner gets mad I used the wrong wine glass https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1fql1gv/aita_for_going_to_bed_early_because_my_partner/ Wife demands I shower at night https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1flashl/aita_wife_demands_i_shower_at_night_not_am_calls/ Got married woman pregnant https://www.reddit.com/r/AITA_WIBTA_PUBLIC/comments/1fj1253/aita_for_getting_a_married_woman_pregnant_and_not/ Woman refuses to keep best friend's affair a secret https://www.reddit.com/r/BORUpdates/comments/1fy00em/im_about_to_ruin_my_best_friends_life_and_i_dont/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 5:36 Mail Time 12:57 r/actuallesbians: terrible date 28:46 r/aita: for having my eyes glazed over 35:43 Circle Jerdge: Christian tries some jokes 54:18 Listener Sound 57:38 Listener submission: Hate my bf breathing on me like a dog 1:06:18 r/aita: Wife wants me to shower at night 1:12:37 r/aita_wita_public: Getting a married woman pregnant and not telling husband 1:17:19 r/offmychest: about to ruin bff life and don't care 1:20:24 Hottest take in Judgies history Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 37 mins
  • Ep 226: Saving Relationships on Reddit with APWSTR

    Ep 226: Saving Relationships on Reddit with APWSTR
    Oct 7 2024
    In This Episode: We bring on Sarah and Josh from A Podcast Will Save This Relationship (https://apwstr.com/) to SAVE a reddit user's relationship. He accidentally falls in love with a video game character, has a girlfriend who is selfish in bed, maybe wants to leave his girlfriend, and then has an admission in the type of people he likes to date. Then, we have a reddit user who wants to hide how much he makes from his girlfriend and a listener whose art commission went wrong. We also Task Josh and Sarah to keep our name out their mouths. Palestine Children's Relief Fund Donation Link Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: TIFU: Baldur's Gate 3 GF is Selfish In Bed Leave My Girlfriend? Abusive Partners How Much I Make Time Stamps: 0:00 APWSTR Intro 11:19 TIFU: Baldur's Gate 3 21:24 GF is Selfish in Bed 26:13 Leave My Girlfriend? 30:09 Abusive Partners 33:57 How Much I Make 43:35 CJ: Keep The Judgies Name Out Your Mouth 58:50 LS Sounds 1:06:36 LS Story: Art Commission Gone Wrong 1:19:06 Plugs and Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 30 mins