"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"

Face it, Robb is old. But does he belong in a casket? We shall see. Carla travels... with merch! THE BLACKLIST is a good show even though it's in color. Plus, the Founding Fathers, Mrs. Madison, and the balance test. Would you like to check your carry on? This episode of TMOS is proudly sponsored by CREMO. You can find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants at Target or www.target.com Thank Ye!

Today, is a JIMMY DAY! Mr. Cirrito joins us to talk about our huge Derby Party this Saturday! Plus, If it's in Robb's house, he's gonna eat (or drink) it. We debut the Leesburg SPY REPORT, in case you need an occasional piece for the bedroom. This episode of TMOS is proudly sponsored by Smalls cat food. For a limited time only, get 35% off plus an additional 50% off your first order when you head to Smalls.com and use code TMOS.

We kick things off with some tasty TRH ribs, then we take a look at the Kentucky Derby, do you have your horse picked? Plus, it turns out people actually voted for Pedro — and we can’t believe it either. And finally, a surprising revelation: Bob Dole loved Costco almost as much as Robb does.

Even though we discuss hats today (fabulous), we also get a full breakdown of a great weekend of sport (something for everybody!). Guess who's returning to DC? How do TEMU microphones stack up against the real McCoy? Another Sno-Cone, my dear? This Episode Is Sponsored By: Legacy Box: Preserve precious memories with Legacy Box. Start digitizing at Legacy Box: https://legacybox.com/tmos. When you support our sponsors, you're keeping this show alive. We're truly grateful!

"Primum Non Nocere"

"Primum Non Nocere"

Today is the day that we play... MYSTERY FRIENDSHIP! Also, we are joined by NFL Draft Expert Sean Anderson as we look forward to tonight's festivities. We take a tour (racing zip-lines!) and the siren is a Temu failure. Sad. This episode of TMOS is proudly sponsored by PESTIE. For 10% off your order, go to pestie.com/TMOS.