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We wrote a movie! Jason Voorhees was traveling to see Allison’s yabbos. We aren’t sure of the distance. Gary Riley was in the movie, of course. Shrout was LIVID regarding the possibility that we might mix Halloween and Christmas in this movie. Jason got super hungry, like as hungry as four dudes. He had a craving for cow’s milk. He also asked for salt, so someone had to get it from the highest possible cabinet in the kitchen, at the very back, where it was totally out of reach. Andy was super into our movie, so naturally he fell asleep to it. Maybe he was just tired from trying to hide the baloney pony? Now, tart faces, take your Clark Bars and sit the hell down and listen to this episode!

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Happy Halloween, friends and enemies! This one is about a Disney movie that talks a whole hell of a lot about virgins, which is really weird. So, there’s this virgin, who hasn’t had sex yet. He meets this girl at school who he is totally into, especially since he’s a virgin that hasn't had sex yet. This virgin takes his sister trick or treating, and runs into the girl that he likes. They all decide to go to this witch house. Instead of not being a virgin anymore, he lights this black flame candle, and the witches come back from the dead. After this, chaos ensues. There’s a talking cat, a zombie, two of the HARDEST dudes ever (Jay and Ice), and lots of fun. Spoiler alert: the virgin is still a virgin at the end of the movie. Join us as we discuss Hocus Pocus!

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Hey y’all. Mom wants to know if your friends want some grape punch. Andy harnesses Mama Fratelli. Scatman John makes an appearance. Not only does Shrout not like football, he actively HATES it. Maybe it’s a result of the way his mom spoke to him when he was a kid. He really needs to find the safe where his humor lives, and unlock that shit. Dr. Pibb. Chris Farley is, pound for pound, better. You’d take your medicine if you knew what was good for you (but stay away from speedballs). How did this fool case the takeoff?! Jason longs to be friends with Kid Rock. You know, he’s got another White House down there in Nashville. If more people believe it, that means it’s true! Wangers on the glass?! You are bullshit. DO WE HAVE ANY NICKELBACK FANS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?!

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