Episodes

  • Episode 001: Transfer Deadline Day
    Aug 9 2018

    Join Ashwood City FC on deadline day as the club's lack of spending during the window sparks an internal crisis. After manager Dan Watson appears on national radio to air his frustrations regarding a quiet transfer window, club Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is left with his Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to try and get a handle on things.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    Joel Emery as Dan Watson 


    Additional voices:

    Jo Price

    Lucinda Shaw

    Omari Douglas

    Sirena Riley

    Rhys Tees

    Oliver Dowling

    Denis Michallet  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    22 mins
  • Episode 002: The Biter from the Balkans
    Aug 12 2018

    Ashwood get their season underway at Vicarage Road as some serious foul play from their Croatian midfielder leaves Head of Communications Jess Tate clearing up the mess. 


     Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall 


    Additional voices:

    Jo Price

    Omari Douglas

    Rhys Tees

    Oliver Dowling  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    20 mins
  • Episode 003: The Prince of Harkness
    Aug 19 2018

    In their first home game of the season, Ashwood City play host to Brighton as stadium developments cause havoc.

     

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall


    Additional voices:

    Omari Douglas

    Rhys Tees

    Oliver Dowling

    Dean Kilbey  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    21 mins
  • Episode 004: The Last Supper
    Aug 26 2018

    On the eve of their game at Crystal Palace; Patrick, Woody and Dan have met for dinner in London. As the night progresses Dan becomes increasingly frustrated that his expected dinner guest in Roy Hodgson is yet to show.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    Joel Emery as Dan Watson


    Additional voices:

    Omari Douglas

    Rhys Tees

    Raphaela Israel-Öbeñg

     

    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery

     

    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    21 mins
  • Episode 005: Long Live The King
    Sep 2 2018

    Following a huge result for Ashwood, Dan Watson's comments in a post-match interview leave reverberations around the club as Patrick, Jess and Woody attempt to curtail the lofty ambitions of their manager.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    Joel Emery as Dan Watson 


    Additional voices:

    Jo Price

    Lucinda Shaw

    Omari Douglas

    Sirena Riley

    Suzie Houlihan

    Rhys Tees

    Larner Wallace-Taylor  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    27 mins
  • Episode 006: Howe to Cheat Death
    Sep 16 2018

    As Ashwood City failed to recruit a new manager during the international break they face Bournemouth with former under 23s coach Liam Brightwell as caretaker manager. Following the match Patrick is detained in Eddie Howe's office after a death threat is made on his life. 

      

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    Dane Baptiste as Liam Brightwell 

    Acushla-Tara Kupe as Helen Weston  


    Additional voices:

    Omari Douglas  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    20 mins
  • Episode 007: Big Sam and Fries
    Sep 23 2018

    Ashwood are moments away from hiring Big Sam as the ownership throw a last minute obstacle in their way. Meanwhile, as Liam Brightwell looks to take charge of his second game as caretaker manager, a disastrous Ashwood City tweet dismisses him from the club.


     Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    Dane Baptiste as Liam Brightwell 

    Nalan Burgess as Jane

    Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Erica

    Rachel Summers as Simone

    Rhys Tees as Sam Green  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    21 mins
  • Episode 008: Out of Office
    Sep 30 2018

    Following yet another defeat, this time at the hands of Chelsea; Ashwood City FC face action in the form of a last-minute supporter protest. With the club image in tatters, Jess is tasked with disrupting the protest and buying Ashwood some time - yet she has some commitments of her own.

      

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate  

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Erica  

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  


    Additional voices:

    Omari Douglas

    Nalan Burgess 

    Luke Stevenson

    Joel Emery

    Oliver Dowling  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    24 mins