• The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 102 | SEP 27 2024
    Sep 27 2024
    Ever wondered if Noah from the Bible could have been the first naval captain? Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs as we muse over quirky state names, reminisce about Vacation Bible School, and dive into some hilarious marital habits that might make you look at your spouse a little differently. From the absurdity of folding wet towels to the bizarre experience of eating cereal with orange juice, we share our personal stories and give some cheeky marital advice that will leave you chuckling. And yes, we do make sure to remind each other to wake up the Green Day guy—September is long over!

    In our second chapter, we tackle insecurities with a hearty dose of humor. From unexpected ingredients in your favorite snacks to the universal struggle of reading analog clocks, we open up about our own hilarious vulnerabilities. We even have a caller, Courtney, who shares her quest for the perfect shell-free egg cracking technique, sparking a riotous conversation about removing bits of shell from bowls. Wrap up with us as we poke fun at the DMV and the sassy retorts of little kids, ensuring you end the episode with a smile. Don't forget to rate the show highly and share the laughs with your friends!

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    29 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 101 | SEP 20 2024
    Sep 20 2024
    Does early Christmas music spark joy or confusion for you? Josh's early festive tunes might just be the quirky start to fall you didn't know you needed! Join us on the River Morning Show as Chad hilariously grapples with aging through an encounter with a university professor, while JP serves up some breaking food news, including Mountain Dew’s peculiar relocation offer and an Indonesian fungus turning bread into cheesy delights. We sprinkle in some light-hearted banter on the surprising benefits of eating bananas before bed and share a laugh while cleaning out our podcast's voicemail box.

    Ever wondered what to do with your pumpkins post-Halloween? From delicious roasted seeds to scrumptious pumpkin chocolate chip brownies, we've got you covered! We share our personal pumpkin traditions, quirky stories like an eight-year-old’s drive to Target, and a rescue team's mission to save a dummy. Explore the fascinating differences in how men and women experience infections, and enjoy our humorous take on why kids cling to moms when sick. To top it off, we're tackling the stress of modern life, discussing everything from juggling taxes to managing parenting during Zoom calls. Tune in for a delightful mix of humor, insight, and seasonal cheer!

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    26 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 100 | SEP 13 2024
    Sep 13 2024
    What happens when Friday the 13th collides with back-to-school chaos and wedding dress dreams? On today's River Morning Show, we navigate this uniquely entertaining blend. Starting with Chad's hilarious battle against congestion, affectionately coined as "lung butter," we set a light-hearted tone that transitions beautifully into more heartfelt moments. Hannah's wedding dress shopping story is bound to tug at your heartstrings, filled with unexpected emotions and the joy of finding "the one" thanks to a thoughtful stylist. We then open the floor for listeners to share their own wedding dress tales, celebrating these special moments and the joy of saying "yes to the dress."

    As we continue, the emotional journey of wedding dress shopping takes center stage, with personal anecdotes that range from serendipitous finds to clearance rack treasures. My co-host shares her serendipitous encounter with a dream gown, and we even ponder some of the lesser-known narratives from Noah's Ark. Wrapping up with the innocent humor of a three-year-old's prayers, we shift gears to celebrate the weekend and various national days, including National Positive Thinking Day and National Peanut Day. Join us for a mix of laughter, heartfelt stories, and whimsical musings that will leave you smiling all weekend long. Tune in live every weekday morning on 104.9 the River in Columbus, Ohio, or online at riverradio.com.

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    22 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 99 | SEP 6, 2024
    Sep 6 2024
    Did you know that societal pressures can make wedding planning as hilarious as it is stressful? Join us as Hannah recounts her side-splitting couch mishap and the whirlwind of her recent engagement. We share practical and humorous wedding budgeting tips, including a unique donut-themed meal idea, and delve into what it takes to navigate the maze of wedding decisions. Plus, discover the secret behind Jacqueline Pierce's impressive 102-year life span—spoiler: it involves golf!

    Get ready for an intriguing stroll through the history of wedding traditions with Josh, Chad, and Hannah. From the fascinating origins of engagement rings and wedding cakes to marveling at the world's priciest weddings and lucky Roman wedding days, we’ve got you covered. Hannah shares her engagement story, and listeners call in with their most unique and charming proposal tales. To top it all off, we unwrap the shocking news of Wendy's stealing the Krabby Patty recipe, promising an exciting new menu that’ll have Spongebob fans buzzing!

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    27 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast + RILEY CLEMMONS INTERVIEW | EP 98 | Aug 30 2024
    Aug 30 2024

    Can stretching actually be your ticket to a longer life? Join us on this episode of the River Morning Show Podcast as we uncover how flexibility might just be the ultimate secret to longevity. We’ll also indulge your taste buds with quirky food updates, including Krispy Kreme’s new Dr Pepper Kickoff Donut and an intriguing Chipotle lip gloss collaboration. Plus, Chick-fil-A is stepping into unexpected territory with a brand-new streaming service—tune in to get the full scoop.

    Have you ever faced your fears head-on? Listen to Sophie’s inspiring journey of tackling anxiety and overcoming the fear of rejection by completing her 'fear list.' Her courage and growth are nothing short of motivating. We then lighten the mood with some fun news about the T-Rex World Championships. In a special interview, singer Riley Clemons opens up about her personal and professional growth between the ages of 18 and 24, giving us a raw glimpse into the challenges and triumphs of navigating life in the limelight.

    Riley Clemons also shares the deeply personal story behind her new song "Jesus Cries," a track inspired by John 11:35. Hear about the comfort she found in her faith following her Aunt Sharon's battle with cancer, and experience an exclusive live performance of the song. Our conversation with Riley wraps up with her love for Christmas music, her dreams of collaborating with Michael W. Smith, and a sneak peek at her upcoming Christmas songs. Join us for an episode brimming with inspiration, practical tips, and heartwarming moments.

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    29 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 97 | Aug 16, 2024
    Aug 16 2024
    Have you ever found yourself chuckling over the wildest headlines? From a father-son duo striking it rich with a $25,000 treasure find to a 96-year-old woman dominating a chicken-calling contest, this week's episode serves up a smorgasbord of quirky news and belly laughs. Listen in as we also showcase the most amusing voicemail messages we've received and ponder the curious tradition of wishing for safe flights. And don’t miss our segment "Cafeteria Confessions," where we spill the beans on some hilarious school lunchroom antics.

    Parenting can often feel like navigating a stormy sea, but we discuss how faith can act as an anchor in our most challenging moments. Hear heartfelt stories about the trials of raising kids and the solace found in spirituality. On the lighter side, we explore the growing trend of using cars as personal sanctuaries, with listeners sharing their own 'car time' escapades that provide much-needed breaks from the chaos of daily life. Plus, get a sneak peek at a bold new cereal that's making a big splash!

    We wrap things up with some wacky food news that'll make your taste buds tingle. Ever imagined Fruit Loop Mini Bagels or an Oreo-Coca-Cola mashup? We’ve got the scoop on these sugary sensations, including the whimsical Cotton Candy Burrito. Reflect on the inspiring biblical tale of Joshua and the power of prayer before we shift gears to a rather posh topic—luxury dog perfume. You won’t want to miss this blend of silliness and substance that’s sure to keep you entertained and pondering long after the episode ends.

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    24 mins
  • SPECIAL EDITION | The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 96 | Aug 9, 2024
    Aug 9 2024

    What if finding peace in a chaotic world was as simple as listening to a song? This week, the River Morning Show brings you an enriching episode featuring the phenomenal River artist, Laura Story. Laura opens up about her recent ministry adventures in Ireland and England, sharing heartfelt stories of mentoring worship leaders and delighting in the quaint charm of English tea time with its scrumptious biscuits and jams. We dive deep into the inspiration behind her latest song, "Come Unto Jesus," a soul-soothing piece grounded in the comforting words of Matthew 11. You'll love hearing about the universal quest for peace and rest through Jesus's message, and the episode builds towards an in-studio performance of her new song, promising a truly special musical treat.

    But that's not all! Laura sticks around for a lively, entertaining chat where we sprinkle in some fun trivia about the leisurely world of golf and share a touching moment from Timothy’s blue-icing birthday cake celebration. Laura takes the opportunity to express her gratitude, reflecting on how her music positively impacts our listeners. This episode beautifully captures the essence of mutual appreciation between artists and their audience, blending touching stories, hearty laughs, and soulful music that will uplift your spirit. Don't miss out on this engaging and heartwarming experience with Laura Story on the River Morning Show!

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    18 mins
  • The River Morning Show Weekly Podcast | EP 95 | Aug 2, 2024
    Aug 2 2024

    Ever wondered if boneless wings might surprise you with a hidden bone? Find out as we kick off this week's episode with a humorous debate over boneless wings and chicken tenders. Join us as we navigate through the laughter-filled chaos of back-to-school shopping, reflecting on the joys (and misadventures) of tax-free holidays. You'll also be amused by our deep dive into some of the quirkiest discontinued Olympic sports like the "plunge for distance" and the artistic "Chorus, Singing and Other Arts," and hear a comically overthought parenting moment involving bees and a church lawn.

    Have you ever asked a friend what they were going to wear on the first day of school, only to second-guess yourself immediately? Travel back to the 90s with us as we recount this all-too-relatable teenage memory and the reflections on overthinking it brings. We also explore a fascinating story from the Bible about Balaam and his talking donkey, showing how unexpected guidance can help us make better decisions. Plus, enjoy a funny yet insightful tale about trying to blend into the new social dynamics at a high school soccer meeting, complete with the typical awkwardness of being the new parent in the group.

    Craving some exciting food updates? We've got you covered! From the potential return of McDonald's beloved snack wrap to IHOP's enticing new syrup flavors, this chapter is a feast for your ears. We also share the heartwarming story of five-year-old Xavier's unique midair kindergarten graduation. And don't miss our hilarious take on the Ohio Supreme Court's ruling that boneless chicken doesn't actually have to be boneless. We even imagine a world where chicken tenders could contain bones and joke about declaring donuts as salads. Join us for these unexpected twists and our thoughts on how they shift the responsibility back to us, the consumers.

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    28 mins