Texas medical school ordered to stop liquefying bodies after using them for training. Person dressed in a bear costume to fake attacks on cars for insurance payout. Australians asked to chart their farts by government for research. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stabs brother in the neck for talking over the stove while cooking. Human head is found on a Florida beach. Floridaman commited lewd acts underneath elderly woman's home. Spirit Airlines flight from Fort Lauderdale to Haiti diverted to Dominican Republic after being struck by gunfire. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Lunchables removed from U.S. national school lunch program for lead and cadmium content. Police officer suspended 15 days for throwing away piece of victim’s skull in Quebec. Ban on women marrying after 25: The bizarre proposal to boost birth rate in Japan. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man declares himself to be Jesus and beats up seven monks at a monastery in Spain in religious rampage. German butcher sells racoon sausages in bid combat their overpopulation. Trump's election results prompt a wave of rage room bookings as people deal with their stress. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Pope Francis keeps accidentally tweeting about the New Orleans Saints NFL football team. Vancouver couple sues Irish nanny for quitting and not saying bye to the kids. Mattel’s Wicked Dolls Mistakenly List Adult Film Website on Packaging. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

North Korean troops have been allowed access to the internet and they're addicted to porn. Dingo Dinkelman, known as 'South Africa's Steve Irwin,' dies of snake bite at 44. Residents warned after 43 monkeys escape research facility known as "Monkey Island" in South Carolina. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man bitten twice by shark at same beach over a decade apart. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse. Floridaman Faces Charges After Placing Explosives in Casino Toilet. Floridaman expecting to be tied up to have sex with young woman on the beach, instead is attacked with a hatchet instead. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Owners of new home find skeleton of the previous owner dead 15 years in the attic. Number of high school boys in Japan who have had first kiss falls to 1970s levels. Hackers demand French Electric Company pay a $125k ransom in baguettes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones