Ruin Your Life Now
25 books in seriesDid I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours) Summary

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Book 1
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Book 2
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Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours)
- A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 2)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Matthew R Weeks
- Length: 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.) Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.
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Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours)
- A Play-by-Play Breakdown of Every Conversation You’ve Ever Had (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 2)
- Narrated by: Matthew R Weeks
- Length: 38 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 3
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I Feel That
- How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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From the chaotically overwhelmed mind of bestselling author Dicholas Chad Pansy comes the first-ever survival guide for empaths who have absolutely no idea how to stop absorbing other people’s problems like an unpaid emotional support sponge.
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I Feel That
- How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Release date: 01-04-25
- Language: English
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Book 4
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Book 5
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Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed
- A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 5)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Cora Dean
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Are you tired of getting ghosted? Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come? Ever wondered how you, too, can master the art of emotional escape artistry? Good news, coward! This book is here to validate your worst instincts and teach you how to disappear like a true professional. Whether you’ve been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.
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Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed
- A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 5)
- Narrated by: Cora Dean
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 6
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How to Be a Debbie Downer
- A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 6)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Rebekah Amber Clark
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Are you tired of people being happy around you? Do you dream of a world where no one dares to enjoy life in your presence? Congratulations! You’ve just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it’s crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer.
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How to Be a Debbie Downer
- A Guide to Finding the Worst in Everything and Making Sure Everyone Knows It (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 6)
- Narrated by: Rebekah Amber Clark
- Length: 2 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 7
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How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)
- A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing (Ruin Your Life Now 7)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 59 mins
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Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.
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How to Fix Your Life (But Let’s Be Honest, You Won’t)
- A Self-Help Book for People Who Have No Intention of Changing (Ruin Your Life Now 7)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 59 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 8
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I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
- A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 8)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
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Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis? Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices? Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening? Congratulations! You’re just like everyone else. This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to: Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.
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I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
- A Guide to Faking Competence Until You Believe It (Or Get Caught) (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 8)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 12 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 9
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Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone)
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Book 10
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Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power Of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life
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Book 11
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MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM? : How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap
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Book 12
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Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)
- A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 12)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Jon Gerten
- Length: 54 mins
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ATTENTION PERFECTIONISTS: If you’ve ever rewritten an email 14 times, physically cringed at a typo, or spent an hour debating whether to sign off with "Best" or "Sincerely"—this book is your personal attack. Do you spend an obscene amount of time making sure every minor detail of your life is flawless, only to burn out like an overheated laptop from 2006? Do you find yourself rewriting text messages to ensure they sound casual, yet professional, yet witty, yet effortless, yet not like you're trying too hard, but also not like you don’t care?
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Perfectly Imperfect (But Mostly Just a Mess)
- A Flawless Guide to Overachieving, Overthinking, and Eventually Imploding (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 12)
- Narrated by: Jon Gerten
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 13
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So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?: A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto
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Book 14
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So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage)
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Book 15
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Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times (Ruin Your Life Now Book 15)
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Book 16
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Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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This is not a self-help book. This is a self-detachment book. If you’re ready to become an unshakable force of calm indifference, to stop letting life stress you out, and to fully embrace the Stoic art of not giving a single damn, this is the book for you.
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Stoicism for the Hopeless: How to Emotionally Flatline Your Way Through Life
- Ruin Your Life Now, Book 16
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-04-25
- Language: English
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Book 17
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Therapy Is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself
- How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 17)
- By: Dicholas Chad Pansy
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 41 mins
- Unabridged
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"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.
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Therapy Is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself
- How to Save Money by Just Convincing Yourself You’re Fine (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 17)
- Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
- Length: 41 mins
- Release date: 16-05-25
- Language: English
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Book 18
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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liability
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Book 19
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We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)
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Book 20