Ruin Your Life Now

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Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours) Summary

Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)

Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.

If you’ve ever:
Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.
Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.
Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.
Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…

Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).
In Did I Just Embarrass Myself? (Probably, But Let’s Obsess Over It for 12 Hours), we’ll explore:

The existential nightmare of casual goodbyes (“See you later”... but WILL you?).
How to pretend you’re normal in a conversation (spoiler: you’re failing).
The traumatic experience of picking up the phone.
Why texting is just anxiety in digital form.
The social death that comes when your joke lands flat in a group chat.
How to leave a party without having to say goodbye 47 times.

This is not a self-help book. This is a documentation of your suffering, written by someone who also lies awake at night thinking about that one awkward thing they did in 2013.

You don’t need therapy. You need to listen to this book and laugh at how dysfunctional we all are.

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy
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    Dead Inside, But Functional cover art
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    • How to Absorb Other People’s Problems Like a Human Sponge and Regret It Immediately (Ruin Your Life Now, Book 3)
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    • Narrated by: Benjamin Powell
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    • Release date: 01-04-25
    • Language: English
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    Everything Is Fine (Unless It’s Not, In Which Case, Panic) cover art
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    Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone) cover art
    • Love Me, But From Over There: A Guide to Keeping People at Arm’s Length (or Preferably, in Another Time Zone)

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    Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power Of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life cover art
    • Ruin Your Life Now: How To Use The Power Of Affirmations To Destroy Your Life

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    MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM? : How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap cover art
    • MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM? : How To Second-Guess Yourself Into Oblivion And Still Have Time For A Nap

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    So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?: A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto cover art
    • So You Want to Date a Tech Bro?: A Survival Guide to Red Flags, Startups, and Endless Talks About Crypto

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    So, You Want to Date a TikTok Influencer? (Hope You Like Ring Lights and Emotional Damage) cover art
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    Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47
    • Should I Do This or That? (Wait, Let’s Reconsider Everything): A Guide to Making Decisions, Then Changing Your Mind 47 Times (Ruin Your Life Now Book 15)

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    Live, Laugh, Lobotomy - The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Pleasantly Vacant Human: Because deep thoughts are a liability cover
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    We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts) cover art
    • We Need to Talk: A Modern Guide to Breaking Up (And Deleting Receipts)

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    What Am I Even Doing? (No Seriously, Someone Tell Me) cover art
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