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Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans

By: Simeone Crowther Fruke
Narrated by: Christian White
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It's Time To Unlock the Badass You Have Always Been Meant To Be!
Are you tired of society trying to put you in a box and dictating how you are supposed to think, respond, feel, and even exist?

You are not alone; nothing is off, broken, warped, or weird about you.

All you need is some Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans to adjust your mindset and tackle the world!

People have a nasty habit of taking life and themselves way too seriously. Overanalyzing and overcomplicating every nuance of our existence can leave even the strongest person physically, mentally, and emotionally drained. This book attempts to solve this dilemma by delivering straightforward, practical advice to which any everyday human can relate.

In this Simple F*cking Advice book, you will learn:

  • When to Speed the F*ck Up
  • When to Slow the F*ck Down
  • How to Act Instead of Always Reacting
  • When to Fake it Until you Make it
  • How to Know Who the F*ck You Really Are
  • And Much More

This is not a book of encouragement and inspiration. It will not pat you on the back, pick you up, dust you off, or hold your hand along life’s journey. It is precisely what the title states - Simple Advice For Everyday Humans.
If you can set your ego aside and temporarily abstain from being offended you might just learn something about the world and more importantly about yourself. Happy listening, and you have been warned!

©2024 Simeone Fruke (P)2024 Simeone Fruke Personal Development Personal Success Funny

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This aims to motivate readers to take control of their lives and pursue success. The author's no-nonsense approach and emphasis on personal responsibility will resonate with listeners looking for a push to stay on there game.

The anecdotes scattered throughout the book add a relatable touch and provide some inspiration for listeners.
The use of profanity for emphasis conveys a sense of raw authenticity, but it might not be everyone’s cup of tea.

The advice provided in the audiobook is a mix of common-sense wisdom and the author's personal experiences. The guidance is straightforward.

It is short - not necessary a bad thing it - delivers a dose of tough-love motivation that will be helpful for anyone needing a kick up the backside. . It's worth a listen if you're looking for a short, no-frills motivational audiobook, and you don’t mind the swears

Sweary kick up the backside

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A great approach to life's complications. Basically, be self-aware and find out who you are. Ride the waves, take the knocks and come out the other side stronger and wiser.
Easier said than done, perhaps? This book will certainly guide you. A short and to the point read with great tips given in a fun way.

Entertaining and informative

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This book offers a no-nonsense yet entertaining approach to motivation...and it works! The profanity might not be what you're looking for but with it in the title, at least you know what you're getting. The advice is straightforward and for some could be just the wake-up call you need to live life on your terms and be comfortable with it. Great quotes throughout that drive home the point and add a chuckle here and there. Definitely recommend!

Simple yet much needed motivation

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I really like how this book goes straight to the point. I have learned a lot with this book, it's totally worth it.

Really nice work

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Who hasn't needed a little butt-whooping in order to get out of our own way. In short, Simeone motivates the reader/listener to put a little skin in the game we call LIFE. The swearing can be a little much, but just think of it a personal trainer/instructor with the mouth of a sailor.

Great job writing and great job with the narration.

Motivational

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Very practical advice, and truly mindblasting, knowledgeabel advice. i wish i learnt this sooner, but on a second thought, it's never too late to know these. we as normal people just care too much sometimes about irrelevant and unimportant things, that eventually just made our lives harder, bitter and more miserable. a lot things you dont even need to care. i can't say these things that this book taught me really how much ground breaking, it sort of echoes and acknowledges what i already believe, or want to believe. just that i probably needed a few more recognition. anyways, i really enjoyed listening to this book. highly recommend!

great advice

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It's refreshing to see a book that cuts through the nonsense and delivers raw, real advice without sugar-coating. Society really does try to box us in, but this book gives you the tools to break free.

The advice ranges from knowing when to ramp things up to when it’s better to step back and take a breather. It’s about action—real action—not just fluffy feel-good words. Each chapter forced me to reflect on my behaviors and how I’ve been complicit in my own frustrations.

This isn’t your typical self-help guide that leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy. It’s a straightforward, no-BS approach that demands you to engage actively and make tangible changes. For anyone who's tired of the same old motivational clichés and is ready for something that feels like a real talk from a no-nonsense friend, this is it. Prepare to be challenged, and if you're willing, prepare to change.






Straight Talk

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This book is a raw and unfiltered guide that serves as the much-needed kick in the teeth to keep readers actionable and focused amidst the chaos of everyday life. With a no-nonsense approach, this book encourages a "don't quit" mentality, empowering individuals to create their own opportunities and take charge of their lives. By emphasizing the importance of recognizing when I'm in control and avoiding distractions, this book served as a powerful reminder for me to stay motivated and determined in the pursuit of success. Great listen!

The Kick in the Teeth I Needed

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This audiobook had me laughing out loud while it dispensed a Sh’t load of valuable life lessons. If you’re tired of dry self-help type books and have good enough sense of humor to not get offended by some colorful language, this book is a winner.

F’ing Great

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Tired of self-help books filled with sugar-coated platitudes? "Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans" by Simeone Crowther Fruke promises a refreshingly blunt approach to personal growth.

This book isn't for the faint of heart. Fruke throws out tough love, reminding readers that society's expectations can be stifling and that overthinking is a recipe for misery. Her core message: we all have the potential to be badasses, but it takes a no-nonsense attitude to unlock it.

The book delves into practical tips like knowing when to push forward and when to take a breath. Fruke tackles the art of taking action instead of getting stuck in reaction mode, and the power of faking it till you make it. There's also a focus on self-discovery, promising to help readers uncover their authentic selves.

Don't expect a warm and fuzzy read. This book is a wake-up call, delivered with a healthy dose of profanity. If you can handle the directness, you might find the "simple f*cking advice" surprisingly effective. Just be prepared to leave your ego at the door and buckle up for a potentially confrontational, but ultimately empowering, journey. Buy it now, and forever see your life be changed.

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