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Here's what happens when someone fakes their own death to avoid wedding costs, and will a librarian leaving $2 million to her cat change your perspective on loyalty? These stories and more await in our latest adventure through the strange corners of human experience.

We kick off with birthday celebrations featuring Canadian musician Jacob Moon and his lovely wife Ally, along with their impossibly fluffy sheepadoodle Huckleberry. The celebration led to unexpected indulgences at Holy Cow Ice Cream in Dennisport, where we discovered "Ritzy AF" – a mind-blowing flavor loaded with Ritz crackers that creates the perfect sweet-salty-buttery combination. This sparked a heated debate about dessert preferences and why raisins in cookies might just be "sadness in a wrinkled coat."

The conversation takes fascinating turns as we explore the growing trend of dangerous cosmetic procedures, from paralyzing back-alley Botox to TikTok's disturbing DIY plastic surgery kits. We're equally captivated by the digital revolution where AI influencer Sienna Blue – entirely fictional – has secured deals with multiple fashion brands, leaving human influencers fuming. Meanwhile, young people are embracing "Victorian Mourning Fashion" complete with black veils and jet jewelry under hashtags like #grievechic.

Perhaps most sobering is our deep dive into Thomas Midgley Jr., dubbed "the most dangerous man in history." His dual inventions of leaded gasoline and freon (the first CFCs) caused unprecedented environmental damage before he died tragically, entangled in another of his own inventions – a mechanical bed. Finally, from Ethel's brutally honest 90-something advice hotline to a centenarian recreating his 1954 mugshot, we celebrate the wisdom and humor that come with aging authentically.

Listen now and join our exploration of life's beautiful absurdities, tragic coincidences, and unexpected connections. Be sure to check out our tribute to Colorado Poet Laureate Andrea Gibson, whose final poem reminds us that "dying is the opposite of leaving."

Intro: My Life of Crime - Jacob Moon

Outro: New Star - Jonatha Brooke

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Buckle up as we explore the unexpected science of happiness through a surprisingly relatable scenario – the blissful relief of removing an uncomfortably tight bra at day's end. This accidental experiment reveals a universal truth: sometimes happiness comes from the contrast between discomfort and relief. Also, you can somehow get into just about anything if you try hard enough.

Our conversation takes a concerning turn as we dive into Florida's underground cosmetic surgery scene, where "discount" procedures lead to devastating consequences. From a woman caught fleeing post-BBL surgery with stolen credit cards to back-alley Botox administered in sheds resulting in facial paralysis, these stories highlight the dangerous lengths people go for social media validation. Speaking of questionable trends, we also discuss the alarming practice of implanting gems into eyeballs for TikTok fame – a procedure medical professionals warn can cause blindness.

Nature provides some comic relief with tales of wedding ceremonies interrupted by opportunistic birds. A seagull in Hyannis and a goose in Ontario both executed perfectly timed ring heists during wedding ceremonies, creating unforgettable memories for all the wrong reasons. And wait until you hear about Brian, the UK aquarium octopus who's developed the habit of hurling crabs at unsuspecting visitors with impeccable aim!

We wrap up with a fascinating educational segment about cheetahs – these magnificent creatures don't roar like other big cats but instead meow like house cats and pose virtually no threat to humans. From pickle slushies at Sonic to ChatGPT's strange behavior, this episode celebrates the weird and wonderful aspects of our world that make life simultaneously baffling and beautiful.

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Welcome to a summer episode of unexpected delights, bizarre trends, and head-scratching stories from around the world. We dive straight into the latest viral beauty craze that has dermatologists everywhere sounding alarms – a young influencer creating full face makeup looks using nothing but refrigerator condiments. From a mayonnaise base to barbecue sauce contour and mustard eyeshadow, this food-as-cosmetics trend somehow led to a sponsorship deal with a vegan aioli brand, proving that sometimes the strangest ideas find their audience.

Speaking of unusual oral care choices, KFC has partnered with an Australian brand to create fried chicken flavored toothpaste complete with biscuit-shaped caps. "For the smile that says I just kissed a bucket" – we couldn't make this stuff up if we tried. This seamlessly connects to our medical oddity of the week: a 64-year-old man who just had surgery to remove a toothbrush he accidentally swallowed as a child and forgot about for 52 years.

From Nebraska's "Livestock Looks" fashion show featuring cows in glittery hoof booties and sequined-tuxedo-wearing farmers, to Florida's spinner shark that launched itself out of the water to head-butt a surfer mid-air, to Anne's new nickname of HR Chuckin' Stuff™," we've collected the summer's most surprising headlines. We also examine the phenomenon of porch pirates leaving product reviews after stealing packages, Earth's mysteriously accelerating rotation, and the fascinating fact that our bodies contain more bacteria than human cells – making us essentially elaborate housing for our bacterial tenants.

Join us for this eclectic journey through the weird and wonderful. And don't forget to visit us at the WOMR Summer Series events at Wellfleet Preservation Hall on July 28th and August 25th from 5 to 7 PM. We'd love to chat about all these bizarre stories and whatever new oddities emerge by then!

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Canada Day arrives with stories both heartwarming and bizarre from our neighbors in the Great White North. From Stompin' Tom Connors' nationalistic folk music to wildlife encounters that could only happen in Canada, we journey through the quirky landscape of Canadian culture, exploring what makes it uniquely charming and occasionally baffling. Also, Canadian.

The Goose Siege of Calgary stands out as perfectly emblematic of Canadian sensibilities – a family patiently waiting indoors while a "stern but fair" Canada goose holds them hostage on their own patio. Meanwhile, a Quebec man faces a $2,000 fine for sharing a menthol cigarette with a moose (He looked stressed), demonstrating the complex relationship between Canadians and their iconic wildlife.

We reflect on how the once-casual border crossings between the US and Canada have transformed into strictly regulated checkpoints, requiring passports and Real IDs where once a driver's license would suffice. This shift mirrors larger changes in the relationship between these traditionally friendly neighbors.

The conversation takes a darker turn as we examine the fashion world's increasingly bizarre and potentially harmful trends. Major design houses like Louis Vuitton and Hermes sent models walking painfully on the sides of their feet, while other designers deliberately created runway conditions causing models to trip and fall, while another dressed their models as giant spermatozoa. When creativity crosses into potential exploitation, we must question the ethics behind these artistic choices.

Equally concerning are emerging "beauty" trends, from salmon sperm facials to teen labiaplasty surgeries driven by pornography and social media. These developments reveal disturbing patterns in how beauty standards affect physical and mental health, especially among young women.

What strange cultural phenomena have you noticed lately? Share your thoughts and join the conversation about national identity, beauty standards, and the sometimes absurd world of high fashion.

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Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of The Anne Levine Show, where we dive headfirst into the absurdity of 2025's most baffling trends. This episode takes you on a whirlwind tour of luxury fashion fails, celebrity fragrance disasters, and Florida Man escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wondered what burnt tire would smell like as a perfume? We explore a South Korean fragrance company doing exactly that, alongside Duran Duran's unexpected pivot into the perfume business with their sold-out scents Neo Rio and Black Moonlight. From Dancing with the Stars judge Arthur Gurunlian's vanilla-infused cologne to increasingly ridiculous celebrity scent descriptions, the fragrance industry has never smelled so desperate for attention.

Fashion takes center stage with Balenciaga's latest crime against common sense: a $900 towel skirt sold separately from its $925 "unlooped loop" leather string belt. We also discuss Croc's instantly sold-out cowboy boots (complete with foam spurs!) and Japan's viral "necklace pants" trend that has people hanging their trousers from their necks instead of using suspenders.

The episode features a parade of Florida Man stories that prove truth is stranger than fiction, including a nearly-naked liquor store burglar who claimed "socks are the pants of the feet" and a retiree who led police on a golf cart chase before offering them a homemade vodka spritzer and handing them a taco as identification.

Food innovation reaches new heights of questionable taste with pickle cupcakes, ketchup-infused chocolate bars described as "deeply unnecessary," and Canadian cheeseburger-stuffed ice cream featuring ground beef and pickle swirl. We also explore the world's most underwhelming record: eating one rotisserie chicken daily for 40 days.

We wrap with a heartfelt tribute to Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys, celebrating his revolutionary musical contributions despite his struggles with mental illness and synesthesia. Join us for an hour of laughter, incredulity, and the occasional moment of genuine appreciation for the beautiful strangeness of human creativity.

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A towel with TWO buttons (and any "adjustable" belt) for $925? Welcome to the strange world of Balenciaga and high fashion absurdity. The passing of retail legend Monroe Milstein at 98 reminds us of a more grounded approach to business. The co-founder of Burlington Coat Factory built a $3 billion empire while remaining refreshingly down-to-earth – riding the subway daily, calling store managers personally, and embracing his first coat sale at a $10 loss as his "lucky break." His journey from a young man with "bad acne and greasy hair" to retail titan offers a striking contrast to today's celebration of excess.

Speaking of excess, this year's Met Gala theme "Garden of Time" brought us everything from Zendaya's gothic bouquet warrior ensemble to Doja Cat's controversial wet T-shirt look. While celebrities paraded in renaissance fair and Game of Thrones-inspired costumes, we can't help but question the tone-deafness of such lavish displays of wealth in our current economic climate. Is there beauty in this spectacle, or just increasingly desperate attempts to stand out? We think you may know the answer already.

Our journey through the absurd continues with classic Florida Man stories – including Reza Baluchi's attempt to float to London in a homemade hamster wheel before being intercepted by the Coast Guard. When stopped, he threatened to detonate a non-existent bomb and brandished a knife, all while claiming to promote "peace and love." Meanwhile, another Florida man's strategy for handling a six-foot alligator in his driveway involved simply sitting in a lawn chair until help arrived. We also share local Cape Cod news, from tropical birds appearing where they shouldn't be, to the poor restaurant that's been crashed into by cars twice in two months. Join us for these stories and more, including a touching tribute to American-Israeli peace activists whose lives were tragically cut short.

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Coming to you from the heart of Cape Cod, this episode of the Anne Levine Show dives headfirst into what hosts Anne and Michael have accurately dubbed "autumn in June" – the peculiar weather pattern where New England seemingly offers just two seasons: a lengthy autumn spanning October to June, followed by a brief summer interlude.

Fresh off their unplanned hiatus (thanks to Anne's 16-hour tech support nightmare with Apple), the duo returns with an abundance of bizarre stories and cultural observations that showcase their trademark humor and chemistry. Their conversation weaves seamlessly between outlandish Florida crime stories – including a meth-fueled alligator encounter and a shoplifter named John Publix stealing from none other than Publix grocery – to the inaugural "Wiener 500" race featuring six competing Oscar Mayer Wienermobiles, each representing different regional hot dog styles. They drove up to 65mph in the race.

We explore the fascinating and sometimes troubling world of celebrity transformations, focusing particularly on Kelly Osbourne's dramatic new appearance. Their thoughtful discussion questions why celebrities undergo such extreme changes while denying the obvious work done, extending to similar transformations by Meghan Trainor and the career-altering consequences of Jennifer Grey's infamous nose job. This leads naturally into current fashion trends, from the return of Capri pants to the emergence of "Thigh Guy Summer" with its ultra-short men's shorts – much to Michael's dismay.

Beyond pop culture commentary, the show delivers unexpected educational content with Michael's segment on the origin of "Smart Aleck" (traced back to a 19th-century New York City pimp and con man), family vacation disasters at Cape Cod candy stores, and hilariously disturbing AI-generated food concepts with names like "Swamp Surprise." Listen now (or later or whenever) to experience this perfect blend of humor, cultural insight, and the unexpected tangents that make the Anne Levine Show a delightful escape from ordinary radio programming.

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There's something delightfully absurd about today's beauty and fashion landscape, and we're here to unpack it all. While the rest of the world might be discussing severe weather events or international conflicts, we're diving headfirst into the truly important stuff – like why anyone would want fried chicken flavored toothpaste.

Welcome to our exploration of the weird, wild world of 2025's predicted beauty trends. From "Caveman Skin" (where you literally do nothing to your face) to "Duck Nails" (manicures that flare out like webbed feet), we're questioning humanity's collective judgment. Have you heard about men putting flowers in their beards? Or people getting pink circle tattoos on their knees for a "youthful glow"? Perhaps most baffling is the trend of creating fake under-eye bags – deliberately making yourself look tired as a fashion statement.

Between our beauty trend deep-dives, we share equally bizarre news stories that seem too strange to be true. There's the raccoon found with a meth pipe during a police traffic stop, the Florida man who celebrated his code violation by putting a six-foot fiberglass butt in his yard, and the historical "Wicked Bible" that accidentally commanded people to commit adultery. We also touch on Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, noting that 62-year-old Tom Cruise continues his action star career while questioning why 60+ women rarely get similar opportunities in Hollywood.

If you enjoyed this ridiculous romp through humanity's strangest choices, subscribe to catch our next episode. Until then, maybe reconsider that chicken-flavored toothpaste purchase – or don't. We're not here to judge, just to marvel at the wonderful weirdness of it all.

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