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The Therapy Crouch

The Therapy Crouch

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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Therapy Crouch
Parenting & Families Relationships Social Sciences
Episodes
  • The Kiss Test: Can You Actually Teach Someone to Be Good at It?
    Jun 5 2025

    In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!


    Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix.


    Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️


    It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.


    🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts

    💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome.


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    36 mins
  • "Why Does He STILL Have Pics Of Her In BED?"
    Jun 3 2025

    In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.


    Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansion


    Listener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos.


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    58 mins
  • Crouch vs Clancy: Who’d Survive a Parenting Life Swap?
    May 29 2025

    On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos…


    The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.

    Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during p*rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster?


    Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive.

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    28 mins
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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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This podcast by Abby and Pete is fantastic it’s so real and down to earth they constantly make me laugh out loud. Great to hear about their experiences and thoughts.

Brilliant!

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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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A review requires 15 words. It’s a great podcast just not one for reviewing .. 1 more word - done

Great

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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Loved it! can't wait for more. l love this couple. Just laughed all the way through, so refreshing.

Brilliant & hilarious

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This is a funny podcast, there is always something to make you smile. However, tales of endless holidays abroad whilst some of the country scrimps and saves for a week by the sea, gets a bit nauseous. Sorry, but over privileged and over indulged comes to mind. We all work hard, some just aren't as fortunate. Jealous? You bet!! 🤣

Funny, but too many expensive holiday tales

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When this podcast started it was 5 stars!
But now there has got to be over 5 minutes of adverts on this podcast. It never used to be like this. As all podcasts it’s starting to lose its spark as well. Repeating the same old stories with every single guest they have on etc. The third person Ross is way too involved for someone who no one knows. Hopefully the pod goes back to its old ways. A great shame!

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