In this episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete dive into battling with crippling health anxiety and the hypnosis that changed everything, to savage listener confessions about affairs, terrible kissers, and sex dilemmas with a baby in the room?!

Pete opens up about the wildest fan theories, including simulation theory and The Matrix.

Plus, the duo tries to play matchmaker for their listeners... ❤️

It’s raw, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the Therapy Crouch at its best.

🎧 Available now on YouTube, Spotify & Apple Podcasts

💌 Write in with your dilemmas—chaos is welcome.

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In this wild and heartwarming episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey go from petty parenting battles to posh kitchen arguments, all while fielding the most jaw-dropping listener confessions yet. From 3AM texts during a family crisis to the dilemma of deleting your partner’s intimate photos with their ex—nothing is off-limits.

Abbey opens up about her passion for horse and tracking Peter’s every move on his lads’ trip, while Peter shares insights from visiting Rod Stewart’s jaw-dropping Essex mansion

Listener letters also bring the heat, with confessions about MILF dilemmas, boyfriend icks, and leftover photos of exes causing chaos.

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On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s party pandemonium and parenting chaos as Abbey and Peter open up about birthday bashes, novelty socks in bed, and the true cost of parenting sanity. Abbey takes us through her over-the-top party planning for the kids, while Pete tries to keep up with the chaos…

The pair get candid about exhausting sleep routines, the madness of gender reveals and that one time a novelty sock nearly derailed bedroom romance.

Listener dilemmas hit new highs (and lows) as they debate: is taking notes during p*rn too much? What do you do when your partner won’t take off Homer Simpson socks in bed? And does dating someone “hot and crazy” really end in disaster?

Plus what would happen if they swapped lives for a week. Spoiler: Abbey doesn’t think Pete would survive.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s the best of the Agony Abs and chaos is absolutely guaranteed.

Peter and Abbey dive into your juiciest, most unhinged, and totally relatable dilemmas—from the stepmum who feels more invisible than the family dog on Mother’s Day, to the mystery of the man ordering used weird packages to someone else’s house...

There’s a wedding invitation snub that has everyone questioning if they're the “complete knob,” a bizarre obsession with oldish knickers, and the boyfriend who turns into a Teletubby in bed. 🛌

No topic is off-limits in this chaotic compilation of listener confessions!

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“Don’t ever say that again” 😂

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re deep into the chaos of night-time podcasting. Wine-fuelled tangents, saucy listener dilemmas, and a fiery debate over the word ‘ejaculate’ (yes, really).

Abbey and Peter bring the After Dark vibes as they go off-script with late-night energy and answer some of your wildest questions to date.

Abbey gives a shoutout to her favourite Scouse actors, Pete reflects on sporting superstitions, and together they try to unpack when teasing becomes toxic in relationships (we’re looking at you, dog lead Christmas gift...).

Expect unfiltered opinions, questionable analogies, and hysterical oversharing.

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch serve up a hilarious debrief from a dramatic paddle tournament weekend. Peter attempts to defend his “Loser’s Cup” victory while Abbey is questioning whether she's accidentally married a Europa Conference-level athlete.

Abbey is mistaken for her friend mother (ouch), we have a deep dive into Abbey’s orthopedic pillow obsession, and a full-blown rant about gluten-free trends, allergy confusion, and cheeky sausage roll slip-ups.

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On this special compilation episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re serving up the absolute best bits from your wildest Ask Me Anything submissions of 2025 so far.

From secret locks on ensuite toilets to the mystery of the 'work husband' sending bath salts, Abbey and Pete dive headfirst into your messiest dilemmas, juiciest relationship questions, and most bizarre personal habits.

Expect pathological liars, sexy-time scheduling debates, and a truly unhinged rat vs. frog facial theory (yes, really).

00:00 - Best of 2025!

01:00 – Should I warn his new girlfriend?

02:30 – Rat vs. frog: Which face are you?

04:20 – He locks the ensuite. Do I break in?09:30 – Caravan car game

11:40 – My girlfriend has a flirty work husband

13:12 – I'm pregnant. Still being charged for hen do

15:12 – Is our sex life over already?19:57 –My wife is a fun-sponge!

22:57 – I snooped… and found a velvet pouch

26:08 – Is life over at 30?!

27:45 – Should I tell my wife about this golf trip?

32:35 – Keep sending in your questions!

#TheTherapyCrouch #AskMeAnything #RelationshipDrama

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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the summer may be trying to break through but Abbey and Peter are bringing the heat with some seriously chaotic stories.

From Abbey’s dream horse bath to Peter’s unexpected coaching stint alongside Ray Winstone, it’s an episode full of unexpected turns.

Abbey recounts a near-death moment for a baby pigeon, while Pete relives the madness of his latest live football watchalong, complete with audience roastings, dodgy knees, and substitute teacher vibes.

A surprise rant about snoring silence, pillow theft warfare and the couple’s ongoing beef with “jobsworths” who just can’t crack a smile.

🐴 BBQs, baby pigeons, and snore-gate, this one’s got it all.

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