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What The F***

What The F***

By: Jake Jacobs
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Life is unpredictable, messy, and downright hilarious - so much so that sometimes, all you can say is What the F***?! This podcast dives into the wild, unexpected, and thought-provoking moments that make us stop in our tracks. From laugh-out-loud absurdities to deeply serious, life-changing events, we explore the stories, emotions, and lessons behind these WTF moments.

Join Jake Jacobs, Sammie, and the Don (and some special guests along the way) for candid conversations, real-life stories, and unfiltered takes on the chaos of being human. Whether it's a bizarre coincidence, a shocking twist, or just the ridiculousness of everyday life, we're here to break it all down.

If you've ever found yourself saying WTF - this podcast is for you.

Jake Jacobs 2024
Politics & Government
Episodes
  • Best Of the Chaos (So Far)
    Jun 17 2025

    While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned).

    The gang will be back next week, sunburned, sleep-deprived, and ready to cause more trouble. Until then, enjoy the madness.

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    9 mins
  • A Bad Joke By God
    Jun 10 2025

    Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck?

    This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a mission. Then it’s off the rails (as usual) as The Don reveals he’s being sued by his HOA for reasons that may or may not involve a decorative flamingo.

    From there, it’s a whirlwind of everyday chaos, from accounting faux pas...botched bills from lawn care bros, rental companies, and Internet Service Providers, to the dark comedy of phishing emails, scam voicemails, and those texts from random strangers that make you question reality. Emily, Jake wants to take you up on that dinner...

    This episode is a cocktail of confusion, comedy, and catharsis. Just another day in the cosmic joke that is existence.

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    14 mins
  • Just A Sweet Butt
    Jun 3 2025

    In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tendencies, and somehow land the plane with a heartfelt reading of In Flanders Fields in honor of Memorial Day.

    It's bikes, banter, and a dose of respect for those who gave all.

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    15 mins
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