• Best Of the Chaos (So Far)
    Jun 17 2025

    While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned).

    The gang will be back next week, sunburned, sleep-deprived, and ready to cause more trouble. Until then, enjoy the madness.

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    9 mins
  • A Bad Joke By God
    Jun 10 2025

    Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck?

    This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a mission. Then it’s off the rails (as usual) as The Don reveals he’s being sued by his HOA for reasons that may or may not involve a decorative flamingo.

    From there, it’s a whirlwind of everyday chaos, from accounting faux pas...botched bills from lawn care bros, rental companies, and Internet Service Providers, to the dark comedy of phishing emails, scam voicemails, and those texts from random strangers that make you question reality. Emily, Jake wants to take you up on that dinner...

    This episode is a cocktail of confusion, comedy, and catharsis. Just another day in the cosmic joke that is existence.

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    14 mins
  • Just A Sweet Butt
    Jun 3 2025

    In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tendencies, and somehow land the plane with a heartfelt reading of In Flanders Fields in honor of Memorial Day.

    It's bikes, banter, and a dose of respect for those who gave all.

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    15 mins
  • I'm Your Huckleberry
    May 27 2025

    In this episode of WTF, Jake, Sammie, and the Don round up a wild mix of WTF moments - the kind that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. They kick things off with some positive WTFs for a change (yes, they exist), before diving into the chaos of comedy club hecklers and Jake's eternal stuggle of ordering food with no raw onions.

    Big news out of Ireland: Taco Bell has finally landed. The crew debates whether this is a culinary win or a late-arriving food crime. Then they steer into heavier territory: the murky space between fake news and the actual truth - how do you tell what's real when everything's got a spin?

    Finally, they close things out with a discussion of Val Kilmer's performance as Doc Holliday in Tombstone. Was it iconic, underrated, or the blueprint for swagger.? And...what does he actually say to Johnny Ringo, twice?

    Fast, funny, and just unfiltered enough - this one's got range.

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    21 mins
  • Strippers, Cocaine, & Parties
    May 20 2025

    This week on What The F***, I sit down with my mentor Robb-former head of the Audio Department at the Art Institute of Nashville-for a candid conversation about music, madness, and everything in between.

    We get into his time archiving Warner Brothers cartoon sound effects, the Wilhelm scream, and what it was like touring as a drummer with Bobby Goldsboro. He tells stories about bumping into celebrities, having his music stolen, and I confess some sins of late-night studio chaos that only happens when the grown-ups aren't watching.

    It's raw, real, ridiculous...and all true.

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    34 mins
  • S*** In Your Grits
    May 13 2025

    Buckle the hell up, because this week's episode is a full-throttle rantfest about everything wrong on the road. We're talking bad driving, bad decisions, and the barely-functioning circus of chaos that is modern traffic.

    We kick things off with a woman calling AAA for a flat tire...that the cops caused during a high speed chase...chasing Her, in a real-life Fast & Furious meets Jerry Springer scenario.

    From there, we tally up roadkill points (RIP birds and turtles), dissect left-lane loiterers, and break down why your navigation app isn't a liar.

    Also featured:

    -Final Destination PTSD every time a logging truck shows up

    -Speed limits as suggestions

    -Road rage confessions

    -Left-lane squatters

    We also ask the big questions:

    -Why is everyone suddenly a stunt driver the second it rains?

    -Is it legal to yeet someone's phone out the window if they're texting through a green light?

    This week's episode is a therapy session, a roast, and a middle finger to your worst driving pet peeves, all rolled into one. If you've ever fantasized about slapping a "GET THE F*** OUT OF THE LEFT LANE' bumper sticker on a stranger's Prius, this one's for you.

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    17 mins
  • The Flight Of The Swirling Yack
    May 6 2025

    In this episode, we're covering the wild ride that is colonoscopy scheduling, prep, and the day-of-yes, it's as fun as it sounds. Then we run into a childhood friend's daughter at a strip club, watch a customer refuse to give up her place in the DMV line, and somehow manage to talk about puking in not one, but two helicopters.

    If you've ever questioned how your week spiraled out of control, this one's for you.

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    20 mins
  • Your Stupid Is Showing
    Apr 29 2025

    This week on What The F***, we're joined by Melinda, a cabin rental owner in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, who's got WTF stories you won't believe (but sadly, they're all true). Guests breaking heavy log beds and dining tables? Check. Toilets smashed with pool balls? You bet. Moms renting cabins just so their teenage sons can throw beer-on-the-ceiling destruction parties? Of course. Guests casually leaving loaded guns behind? That too. People complaining about dryer lint behind the dryer? Yep. Influencers literally feeding bears pizza - because why not die stupidly? Uh huh. And yes, a review that will have you saying What The F***?

    If you've ever searched "worst (insert rental company here) guests", "crazy cabin rental stories," or "why you shouldn't feed bears," this is your episode. Welcome to the smoky, slightly terrifying side of vacation rentals.

    Have some WTF moments you'd like us to hear? Shoot us an email at wtfpodcast24@gmail.com, and please like or subscribe wherever you're hearing us!

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    15 mins