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Eight wacky out of this world SCI-FI stories STUFFED FULL OF INTERGALACTIC CHUCKLES!!

18 biographical dramas based on the lives and loves of celebrated writers.

Meet Moss, an apprentice dino-dung shoveler working in Primordia's royal stables. He couldn't be any further down the pecking order without being underground—and he'll certainly never get a chance to be a knight like his hero, Sir Brutus Fallsword. But fate takes a twist when Moss discovers that he has a gift for speaking to dinosaurs. He is suddenly and unexpectedly enlisted into training a truly fearsome beast—the huge and mighty Tyrannosaurus rex belonging to the king's own daughter, Princess Opal!

Peter Sellers, rightly regarded as a comic genius, lived a life full of success and excess - fuelled by indulgence and wild mood swings. Dying at an early age in 1980, Sellers left no autobiography, no revealing record of his life and feelings. This audio play aims to fill that gap.

Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right? Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on. And finally, imagine a headless monk, with a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved.

The kingdom of Primordia is in terrible peril. Who will protect the innocent and trample on the forces of evil? The Knights of the Stone Table, that's who! Cheer as they charge into battle atop dinosaurs and mammoths. Can they prevail against treacherous knights, pterodactyl pirates, and dino-sorcerers?

Here’s a book stuffed full of gigglesome stories and chucklesome cartoons from the pens of Ian Billings and Hunt Emerson. There’s stories about horror, sci-fi, history, mystery, fantasy, fable, adventure & myth.

"It's supersmellygunkyfilthynastygrosslyputrid!" In your hands you are holding the true story of the FBG — the Flipping Big Gnome! He's not like other gnomes. Oh, no! He's big, flipping big! Together with his friend, Stephanie and the King of Engerlund and a huge herd of emus he tries to save the world from a huge Dollop of the rudest, naughtiest and smelliest gnomes ever! Ever! Because they're coming for your imagination!

Billy Plonka and the Grot Laboratory, the 100 percent unofficial official parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time, as each character meets their grotty fate as they go on their tour of The Grot Laboratory. As the name suggests, a disgusting place full of scumpiddlinoxious fumes and smelly smells!