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Yardsticks for Failure

Adventures in Friendship and Fluster

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Yardsticks for Failure

By: Ivo Graham
Narrated by: Ivo Graham
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'A hilarious and original voice' Josh Widdicombe

'Delightfully smart and impossibly charming' Dolly Alderton

'His writing is as unpredictable and brilliant as he is' Sophie Duker

'I've got nothing but love for Mr Ivo Graham' Frankie Boyle

Yardsticks For Failure is the story of the most frantic two years of Ivo Graham's already quite frantic life, 2022-2024, two years of tasks and tears and everything in between.

The amount of stuff Ivo packs into these two years will excite you and exhaust you, enthral you and appal you, and many more carefully choreographed pairs of verbs if you'd like this sentence to be even longer. There are some short sentences in this book, such as this one. And this one. But there are some long old sentences too, sentences that take you on whole thrilling adventures all by themselves, sentences that are rich in music and memory, mischief and mourning, sentences that bring you right alongside Ivo in his train-chasing, gamefacing,
name-dropping, heart-stopping chaos of an existence. No one lives like Ivo does, and no one writes like him either. There are failures in his life but this book is not one of them. Come on in.

'Not a complete waste of his school fees' Jenny Eclair

'A trash man from a trash family' James Acaster©2024 Ivo Graham (P)2024 Headline Publishing Group Limited
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I absolutely loved this audiobook. Ivo Graham’s narration is so natural and engaging — I was hooked and listened to it all in one day. The way he talks about friends, family, and co-parenting is both funny and deeply moving. You really feel his honesty and his desire to be a good dad. Thoughtful, heartfelt, and full of wit — highly recommend!

I could listen to Ivo all day and today I did

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Such an interesting book from one of my favourites. Did not disappoint and highly recommend!

Wonderfully written

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Punchy, tender and wallops with joke after joke. A book with unrelenting pace whilst also being tender and insightful. Read or listen.

The best comedian memoir yet

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